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Condoms, Booze & Inner-Demons - Teko & Roberts Tell It Like It Is!

Teko and Sean discuss Pitso’s criticism of Makaringe!

On the 10th episode of the Carwash, Teko Modise and Sean Roberts discuss the unfortunate situation regarding Tokelo Rantie’s struggles. We hear from a sports performance psychologist about the role clinical psychology has in helping players deal with pressures of professional sports.

Also on the show, should Rhulani Mokwena should stay at Orlando Pirates or find a new club? The fans have their say and it elicits a strong reaction from Teko! We also unpack Bloemfontein Celtic’s decision to play their home matches at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium.

Lastly, don't miss the usual features including Quick Fire Questions, This Week in History & More!

Going through the Carwash Today:
Makaringe’s Showboating (5:15)
Bloem Celtic’s Port Elizabeth move (11:34)
Tokelo Rantie’s continued struggles (24:34)
Rhulani Mokwena’s next move (40:46)

Teko Modise Names His Top 5 Kaizer Chiefs Players of All Time!

You'll never guess where he places Doctor Khumalo...

On the first Carwash of 2020, Teko & Sean discuss Kaizer Chiefs’ 50th Anniversary and rank their all-time Amakhosi greats. We also hear from the fans as they rank their Kaizer Chiefs GOATs.

The boys also share their thoughts on the latest transfer rumours and discuss the player contracts which expire at the end of the season.

Make sure you listen as Teko & Sean discuss Josef Zinnbauer’s first matches in charge of Orlando Pirates!

Going through the Carwash Today:

- The race for the PSL Title (2:11)
- The most controversial Goal in USSR Football (19:38)
- Can an African win the Ballon d'Or? (23:46)
- Is McDonald's Local Food? (25:45)
- Will the PSL now defer to CAF? (28:19)
- The Josef Era (30:45)
- Kaizer Chiefs All-time Greats (36:51)
- PSL Transfer Rumours (44:58)
- Expiring Contracts, to sign or not to sign? (50:26)
- Are Liverpool invincible? (57:19)

Teko Opens Up About Life At Pirates…

In the final edition of The Carwash in 2019, we welcomed in-studio guest Matthew Booth who weighs in with some interesting facts about Marijuana and South African footballers and also talks about why he feels he missed a massive opportunity to play for West Ham in the English Premier League.

In a fascinating segment of the show with Sean Roberts, Matthew Booth and Teko Modise discussing life in the PSL and some of their biggest regrets, Teko Modise opens up like never before about his reality and struggles as a player at Orlando Pirates and why so many former South African football legends are still bitter and angry.

A special guest appearance by Steve Lekoelea who weighs in on the current Pirates situation and also explains why he changed his name all those years back.

It’s a powerful last Carwash, don’t this final SL Radio Podcast of 2019!

What you can expect in this Show:

- A lot of footballers think it’s easy to get away with smoking dagga – minute 19
- It’s hard for footballers to release the Ego – minute 26
- Safa’s not just going to welcome us - minute 28
- Footballers in SA are not allowed to speak their mind - minute 30
- These guys who retired are so bitter and angry – minute 33
- Why Booth feels he didn’t sign for West Ham - minute 36
- When you sign contracts it’s like going to jail – minute 38
- I wish the clubs would just play open cards – minute 38
- Steve Lekoelea on Pirates and changing his name – minute 55

The Reason Rhulani Can't Stay At Pirates

What is next for Rhulani Mokwena?

This week on The Carwash, Teko Modise and Sean Roberts discuss the challenges Rhulani Mokwena will face if he chooses to stay at Orlando Pirates after the hiring of German coach Josef Zinnbauer.

Around the table, the questions are asked; Can someone as driven as Mokwena step back into the number two role? Will he recall his time at the helm as a failure? How does the ex-commander-in-chief return to picking up cones and handing out bibs?

Later in the show, the attention turns to his replacement, Zinnbauer. Teko and Sean discuss the possible reasons for the appointment. Was it just a case of German fever in Soweto, or is there something more behind it?

Listen as the lads dissect this story from every angle!

Also on the Show:
- Was Ryan Botha slapped with a wet newspaper? (10min 7sec)
- How Cape Town City can get their season on track... (13min 31sec)
- Will Komane go to SuperSport United or Kaizer Chiefs? (20min 25sec)
- Are Kaizer Chiefs disrespecting Willard Katsande? (24min 21sec)
- What is so special about jersey numbers? (26min 45sec)
- Can Maritzburg beat Sundowns? (32min 30sec)
- When is a £30,000 fine is worth it? (39min 50sec)
- Why Bongani Zungu shouldn't go to Espanyol... (45min 10sec)
- Why is there still racism in the game? (48min 25sec)

A Babelas, Pitso's Mind Games & Will Lebese Hate Teko?

Teko Modise’s advice for George Lebese…

On the latest episode of the Carwash, Teko reveals his advice to George Lebese while the now clubless midfielder was still at Kaizer Chiefs. Listen as Teko reveals how he tried to help the PSL star make the right decision!

Also on the show;
- What’s next for Sundowns Coach Pitso Mosimane? (3min 1sec)
- Was Hlompho Kekana's four-match ban hushed? (12min 50sec)
- Dean Furman England-Bound? (15min 57sec)
- Who runs Teko Modise's Fanpage? (36min 35sec)
- Can Andre Arendse put Sean Roberts in his place? (43min 48sec)
- Who can stop the GOAT? (51min 55sec)

Why Messi Is King, What Pirates Need And Pitso's 'Teko Modise' Fine Revealed

Teko's advice for struggling Lorch…

With the return of club football after the international break, there is plenty to talk about on the fifth episode of The Car Wash!

Teko Modise & Sean Roberts discuss how Thembinkosi Lorch can find his form. The boys also share their thoughts on Kaizer Chiefs’ style of play and whether they have the depth to claim the championship.

Make sure you listen as Teko reveals how Pitso would punish players with fines and what behaviour earned him the 'Teko Modise' Fine!

Going through the Carwash Today:

Why is Lebo Manyame so important to Chiefs? (8min 15sec)
Are Chiefs playing attractive football? (10min 20sec)
Do Chiefs have enough depth? (13min 10sec)
Who can solve Pirates striker problems? (19min 50sec)
What must Lorch do to improve his form? (25min 40sec)
How to be fined R380 000 at Chelsea FC... (36min 30 sec)
That time Reyaad Pieterse got thrashed 14-0... (47min 10sec)
Does anyone know what local food is? (50min 50sec)
Messi to win Ballon d'Or? (52min 50sec)

Teko On His First Pay Cheque, Messi Vs Ronaldo And Makola's Ban

Teko Modise questions if the PSL is ready for VAR …

As Mzansi gears up for the return of club competitions, Teko Modise and Sean Roberts debate whether video assistant referees should be introduced to South African football.

The fourth episode of The Carwash kicks off with an analysis of Bafana Bafana’s performance in the AFCON qualifiers, but stay tuned as Teko reveals his first-ever pay cheque and who his choice in the Messi-vs-Ronaldo debate!

Don’t miss a moment! Here’s the play-by-play…

- How Bafana Bafana can start scoring again? (7min, 25 sec)
- Why is Makola banned for longer Suárez? (17min 36sec)
- Would you buy a painting or a football club? (29min, 10 sec)
- Why won’t VAR change the PSL? (31min 29 sec)
- Why is Dino Ndlovu under-appreciated? (38min 19 sec)
- The Messi-vs-Ronaldo debate… (44min 58 sec)

Teko - 'I Made So Many Bad Decisions...'

The Carwash recaps the Soweto Derby, tune in as Teko Modise and Sean Roberts share their thoughts on another entertaining and controversial match between Kaizer Chiefs & Orlando Pirates.

Make sure you listen as Teko reveals why he thinks Coach Rhulani’s Post-Match Interview was actually quite clever!

Find out from Teko & Roberts why:

· We should be worried about PSL Goalkeepers... (5min, 31 sec)
· Sundowns are struggling with their schedule… (18min, 18 sec)
· South African football should adapt to international systems... (30m, 19 sec)
· Retired Players don’t speak out… (31min 58 sec)
· The Raheem Sterling situation was mishandled… (49min 57 sec)

Also in the show:
· 10 Quick-fire questions with Reyaad Pieterse (45min 50sec)

Teko Modise - Benni Is Robbing Us

Teko Modise shares his ‘Derby Secrets’ at The Carwash…

As Soweto Derby weekend approaches, Teko Modise and Sean Roberts pull no punches in the second edition of Soccer Laduma’s newest Podcast – The Carwash!

Make sure you listen as Teko reveals some never before told secrets about life at Orlando Pirates during derby week!

Find out from Teko & Roberts why:

· Dr Irvin Khoza calls players into his office…
· Why big players ‘disappear’ in the derby…
· The secret bet Teko had with Ruud Krol…
· The battle between Teko and Itumeleng Khune…
· Why Senzo used to call Teko…
· Why Benni McCarthy is robbing us…

The Carwash with Teko Modise & Sean Roberts - Episode 1

Welcome to The Carwash with Teko Modise and Sean Roberts! Together with our host, Sloo Phaho, we discuss the week in local football before previewing the weekend’s matches. We discuss Coach Pitso's frustrations with PSL referees, Coach Rhulani’s struggles, what Coach Benni needs to turn Cape Town City FC’s fortunes around and much more!

10 episodes