The Gareth Cliff Show

Forget Wife Swap, try Baby Swap

07.08.20 Pt 1 - Siya might be a sign language saint and not know it. Medals are of no use after the first one. Ellen is starting to realise that her mansion might actually become a prison... new show idea: 'De Rossi & DeGeneres: Dancing Degenerates'. There are glitches in…

7 Aug 2020 12AM 47 min

Free markets can't be shackled

06.08.20 Pt 2 - Is the state of life on the street vs the flourishing of big business troubling for social cohesion? The notion that people in the townships don't pay for electricity might need a review. Should an interviewer be allowed to get emotional in an interview, or is…

6 Aug 2020 1AM 56 min

Do Zombies like Hippie Crack?

06.08.20 Pt 1 - Imagine the horror of being told you actually have to go to the office. Some of us are lockdown babies now. The airport seems like a place only fit for zombies at the moment. It might be 'lights out' for those who have stolen from Eskom…

6 Aug 2020 12AM 56 min

Shake & Bake

05.08.20 Pt 2 - If you are going to bake on YouTube, it's probably worth telling people that you have a long member in your brooks. If you are 'the funny friend', please just be funny... no need to be smart, you clown. There's a big reveal on the show…

5 Aug 2020 1AM 54 min

Asbestos is worst-os

05.08.20 Pt 1 - Is it worth staying up to watch rockets with big bums? If you eat the correct fungus, you are in for the trip of a lifetime. Lego has become an engineer's task - stay humble people. Should there be an age limit for old drivers? Turns…

5 Aug 2020 12AM 53 min

Oh no, Ellen must go

04.08.20 Pt 2 - The paradigm of your romantic relationships is shifting without you knowing, some may even say it's changing without your consent. If you go to Japan, be aware that the word “no” has more than one meaning, especially in the bedroom. If you like just doing the…

4 Aug 2020 1AM 48 min

Keys, cars & crystals

04.08.20 Pt 1 - If you cheat on your wife, the secret is not to give her reasons to key your car, it's a bad look for all of you. Also, don't cheat on your wife and have her arrested. Is Covid over in South Africa? Are we to take…

4 Aug 2020 12AM 57 min

Earn the damn invite!

03.08.20 Pt 2 - Getting invited to a wedding shouldn't be a given, just because you're a relative... what's a great way to make people earn the invite? Dreams shouldn't be a place for radio presenters, it's for ancestors. Is Mabuza dead or alive? It's not clear what stinks more,…

3 Aug 2020 1AM 52 min

Family feud? Just trade 'em

03.08.20 Pt 1 - Can the threat of evil be reduced by a poor evil laugh? Should we be able to trade our family if they aren't as good as another person's family? Is winter worn out already, or are people still enjoying the comfort of thick blankets? Martin Hood…

3 Aug 2020 12AM 57 min

Stacks of Flax

31.07.20 Pt 2 - Fellow South Africans... 'Maaarkel' says you must be 'maaandfool' as an exercise in conflict resolution. Do we still need formal clothing for a corporate job in lockdown? Are you perfect as you are, or can you improve constantly? Is South Africa's summer going to be busy…

31 Jul 2020 1AM 58 min

Hellish Haircuts & Chick Magnets

31.07.20 Pt 1 - Turns out 6AM is a nice time of day if you bother to get up. ‘Going to gym’ is just a schlep now... might as well rather get a physics degree than go back to that mess. Getting a puppy is a chick magnet, but there's…

31 Jul 2020 12AM 57 min

Biden is seeking a Champion

30.07.20 PT 2 - What is the life of a champion, and how often should you remind them that they are a champion? It looks like Joe Biden will announce his running mate soon, but will he remember them a week later? Hey... cheer up, it turns out cancel culture…

30 Jul 2020 1AM 58 min

Tears of the Demon Semen

30.07.20 PT 1 - What do we do about friends and family who cry at weddings and funerals, do we just write them off? Maybe you are right about your ex being the devil's child, because a doctor has used the term 'demon semen' and there's been no outrage around…

30 Jul 2020 12AM 54 min

Hanksy panky

29.07.20 Pt 2 - If you lived in South Africa in the 80s and 90s, Naas Botha was your Brad Pitt - don't deny it. Tom Hanks might be moving to Greece, because it's easier to get his way there. There's a fat bear in Alaska, and no it's not…

29 Jul 2020 1AM 51 min

O no my magazine!

29.07.20 Pt 1 - Will Smith's murder of Biggie does not justify his wife sleeping with her son's friend. Does book smart mean you are life smart? The secret to good relationships is to only have rich friends. Oprah's magazine is closing after 20 years... what will Stedman read in…

29 Jul 2020 12AM 59 min

Amish friends & Viking booty

28.07.20 Pt 2 - The great lesson of lockdown might just be how children adjust better than adults to seismic change. The Vikings back in the day went to collect two types of booty. If you shoot a criminal and they die, you should pray for them... it's the right…

28 Jul 2020 1AM 53 min

Chlamydia in the Cape

28.07.20 Pt 1 - If you are going to have a portrait in your home, make it of yourself. Why are people still not set up to have quality Zoom calls? The richer a person, the worse their wifi... why is this? A teaspoon of gin keeps the doctor away…

28 Jul 2020 12AM 55 min

Batman en die Bulle

27.07.20 Pt 2 - What do we do about people who fall asleep on Zoom calls? CliffCentral has a Lebanese cuzzie. Is Joost's brother the Afrikaans Batman? If you thought church was for spiritual peace, imagine finding out you buried a body that isn't your aunt. It seems like people…

27 Jul 2020 1AM 53 min

Littering is for scumbags

27.07.20 Pt 1 - Hiking is the new normal... is it for health, or because people are tired of their loved ones? What do we think of humans who knock people over with their car and drive off? If you litter, you should be forced to live in the wild,…

27 Jul 2020 12AM 56 min

Make a feline of it

24.07.20 Pt 2 - Are smokers not getting enough love from society? Shaka's story is being retold - this time, with a budget. The team questions whether twins are inherently evil, if it’s weird to date your technology, and if the smell of a burning cat should cause one to…

24 Jul 2020 1AM 53 min