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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
2196 – 2216

Coolidge & Rich comrades

24.07.20 Pt 1 - No one should do drugs, but there are some people who definitely shouldn’t. The team discusses aviation: the best way to get to fly a plane, and is a helicopter just a deathtrap with a joystick? The age old question of old age drivers being a…
24 Jul 2020 12AM 58 min

Nando's ain't Chicken

23.07.20 Pt 2 - Nando's are not chicken to have a go, both in their advertising and in backing The Burning Platform. With all due respect, is Hermann Pretorius comparable to David Mabuza? Let's be clear, politics has always been in the sewer... Also, do we romanticise the past because…
23 Jul 2020 1AM 57 min

The kids aren't alright

23.07.20 Pt 1 - Why are conspiracy theories and people like David Icke so intriguing? Birthdays in lockdown are no good - it's weird watching your cousin eat cake via Zoom. It looks like The Offspring were right: the kids aren't alright - they hacked Bill Gates' Twitter. Kim Jong…
23 Jul 2020 12AM 56 min

Heard the turd

22.07.20 Pt 2 - Human nature dictates that people hate anybody who isn't as perfect as they are. There are names that Gord describes as 'basic white girl names' - but should they define a person's life? Gareth's car is sold, but is he happy? Is the best relationship one…
22 Jul 2020 1AM 55 min

Squirrels for the butt plug

22.07.20 Pt 1 - If your ancestors hibernated, they probably used squirrels to, er, plug the back door. Conversely, if they lived in Africa, they danced often. Don’t take our word for it, this is science. On another evolutionary note, rabbits had feathers! And as if shopping wasn’t awful enough,…
22 Jul 2020 12AM 56 min

Maxwell's deadly delivery

21.07.20 Pt 2 - If you want to protest in favour of restaurants and booze coming back into your life, go and protest... just don't expect good service at your table. If you get a delivery from FedEx, get your bulletproof vest on before opening the door. Ronen Aires, founder…
21 Jul 2020 1AM 56 min

 Hamilton had a $1000 'sideplate'

21.07.20 Pt 1 - Sleeping is not a skill, stop telling us how much sleep you get per night... what do you want - a Nobel prize? Turns out one of America's founding fathers was a philanderer. Katharine Hepburn embodied celebrity at its finest. What is it about death in…
21 Jul 2020 12AM 58 min

Snacks kill & Sequins thrill

20.07.20 Pt 2 - Should it scare us that conspiracy theories are less ludicrous than government actions? If you speak to somebody, surely it doesn't mean you endorse everything they believe, or does it? If you buy nice stuff in lockdown, what's the point... who are you going to show…
20 Jul 2020 1AM 55 min

Booze ban for Booze bags

20.07.20 Pt 1 - Old people need their vowels to be said out loud. Wolves would be embarrassed by their descendants which we feed and clothe. Should you take series recommendations from friends? The booze ban and the booze bags are now being joined by the booze brass in protest…
20 Jul 2020 12AM 55 min

Mol vs Kalvari: The Final Saga

17.07.20 Pt 2 - The Kalvari/Mol beef can be laid to rest, nothing to see here. Sleep is a science, start doing the work. If you want to have swagger, maybe dress in MAGA. The new Ford Bronco is out, only makes sense for OJ Simpson to be the ambassador…
17 Jul 2020 1AM 1 hr 03 min

Ze Germans & Oprah's chair

17.07.20 Pt 1 - Just to be clear, in South Africa when we party with you while you're alive, we're just practising for when you die... after tears are the best tears. What would you pay for movie memorabilia? People are queuing for porn, plus the Germans are here, but…
17 Jul 2020 12AM 51 min

It ain't easy being Yeezy

16.07.20 Pt 2 - Kanye West has dropped his Presidential campaign, proving once again that it ain't easy to become President Yeezy. If we just cut out the orgies and pole licking, maybe the Covid rate might drop. Al Gore hated Bill Clinton because of the ‘blue dress’ incident, how…
16 Jul 2020 1AM 55 min

Witch's Nipples & Pleasure Tuckshops

16.07.20 Pt 1 - A witch's nipples are always the coldest when facing the South apparently. Are there certain names which should just be retired and left behind... yes Reginald, we mean you. Have you ever thought about humiliation porn at 'Pussy's Tavern'? The Jackson family have just become weirder,…
16 Jul 2020 12AM 56 min

Big Package in the Dutch Oven

15.07.20 Pt 2 - It's ironic how Alanis conveniently didn't use words aptly, considering that she was a writer. If you have a big package, rather take it to Pornhub than The New York Times, you'll get better exposure. Is the ISS just a floating sulphur Dutch Oven? If your…
15 Jul 2020 1AM 49 min

Mega Karen: Chubby & Dangerous

15.07.20 Pt 1 - The way to describe people who report you in lockdown constantly is "Mega Karen!" Just to be clear a sjambok hurts, no matter how fat you are. Alanis Morissette dated Jeff and it didn't end Gladly. When it comes to size, let's face it, it's all…
15 Jul 2020 12AM 56 min

A million ways to be a dead macaroon top

14.07.20 Pt 2 - A million graves is not realistic dear minister, Standard Grade Maths fail. Siya is a macaroon top, not a muffin top... that matters. Should we convert skinny jeans into millennial corsets and save ourselves the complaining? A smart home is at your fingertips, you just have…
14 Jul 2020 1AM 54 min

Booze for the Brexit

14.07.20 Pt 1 - If your breath smells, use cold water. It's science from old wives. Is the booze ban a good or a bad thing and is the 'Thabo Shakes' a real thing? California's Covid rate is through the roof, this is not helping operations in general... what about…
14 Jul 2020 12AM 53 min

Taxi filled to the Maxi

13.07.20 Pt 2 - In the shock horror of all shock horrors, it turns out that a religious institution is at the centre of unspeakable violence and is stealing money from the poor in droves. Lockdown rules took another Cyril infused M. Night Shyamalan like plot twist... turns out it's…
13 Jul 2020 1AM 52 min

The Booze & The Restless

13.07.20 Pt 1 - South African citizens are now dealing with what's being called ‘Cyril Ramafications’. The undertakers are saying numbers are not up from Covid... calm down people, humans are expiring at the regular rate. Is getting tested for the virus useless? There's an entanglement at the Smiths, so…
13 Jul 2020 12AM 58 min

Lizzo... chef or wife?

10.07.20 Pt 2 - Should beauty be beyond skin deep? The key to a stable life is this... you have a thin wife and a fat chef, we all need to know our roles. The bravest man alive is anybody who would father Amy Schumer's child voluntarily. Put pants on…
10 Jul 2020 1AM 53 min
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