The Gareth Cliff Show — Gareth Cliff and Team

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The Gareth Cliff Show
Weekdays	23:00	2 hour
Weekdays	05:00	2 hour
Weekdays	11:00	2 hour
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday	17:00	2 hour

A live morning 'radio' show broadcast on cliffcentral.com and on mobile via the official app.

Hosted by Gareth Cliff and his team, they bring you uncensored, real conversation about everything in the news, guests, edgy material and a healthy dose of inspiration and intelligence. Without limits... there will be entertainment, provocative content, and unhinged reality.

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JAN

12am

Putin has the Power

54 min

23.01.20 Pt 2 - What is the NHI actually going to cost the South African taxpayer? Is Tito Mboweni playing chicken with the SAA bailout situation? Kanthan Pillay has been racially profiled zero times under Trump, he was racially profiled 7 times under Obama... yes you can! It looks like Putin has all the power, both nuclear and political. Why aren’t people moving to Russia, is it the language? And Trump-led America has business booming.

JAN

11pm

Goodbye Terry Jones

59 min

23.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want to change South African politics, head to Bruma. Gareth aspired to become a political figure, but then he realised he rather wanted to enjoy his life. Terry Jones, the great Monty Python actor, has sadly passed on. Life of Brian is a must for all people who value themselves. RIP mother of Brian, The Messiah. Traditional wives or career wives, which are better? And is everyone on Earth single?

JAN

12am

Trump vs Greta

53 min

22.01.20 Pt 2 - Travel is going to become easier to Europe, or so they say. The Schengen Visa will reward you if you come from a rich country and your fellow countrymen have behaved in Europe. 15% of the world’s earth surface is now protected, that’s awesome! Gord is a fish tank guy and he’s saving to buy the top end one, but load shedding can sabotage that plan. Trump vs Greta... it’s all happening in Davos. Hayleigh Chamberlain is a YouTube tech review rockstar, she's all about quality and consistency. Look out for the gold button soon!

JAN

11pm

Lesbians just want Love

54 min

22.01.20 Pt 1 - Should lesbians be allowed to get married with Christians at Beloftesbos? People are getting married at slave plantations, is this madness or just 2020 things being done by 2020 people? Keeping food for longer, science or stupidity? If you're irritated, scratch your balls. And Gord has kryptonite... it's called the Parktown prawn.

JAN

12am

He’s Over Grier

53 min

21.01.20 Pt 2 - If you could be rich and anonymous, who would you be? Batman is not a real choice. For $36K you can freeze your body and be brought back to life whenever you want. It’s the Super Bowl baby, who will win... JLo’s booty or Shakira’s? Who wants to live forever, and what age body do you want for life? Our #BunchOfWinners guest David Grier is with us, and he's inspiring. If you have a ruptured bladder, keep running all the way to Guantanamo Bay!

JAN

11pm

Siyafunda with Mfundo

57 min

21.01.20 Pt 1 - Do you know how to say the days of the week in isiZulu? If not come and funda with Mfundo. Phumi is getting 'witchcrafted'. Should our kids learn more than one language, if so which ones? The rhinos and Afrikaans might die, evolution is a nasty process. Is Xhosa sexy or a punishment for everyone around you? Ricky Gervais is not God, let’s tell him.

JAN

12am

The Prince is dead, long live Andrew

54 min

20.01.20 Pt 2 - Prince Harry has made a painful speech about not being an official prince anymore. Prince Andrew is sucking up to his mom now because he’s unemployed and has time. Is Queen Elizabeth too old to be stressed? If you are a Prince, get your wife a job at Disney... it’s the least you can do. Siya and Meghan Markle have this in common, they both want to marry a prince. Is Chlorella a super food or an STD?

JAN

11pm

Siya... wouldn’t wanna be ya!

57 min

20.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya has an aunt who has 3 lounges in her home, she made sure everyone knew this at the housewarming. Al Gore got it wrong about the ice caps. Leigh-Ann Mol is now Leigh-Ann Pansegrouw, and she’s not willing to explain it... "It’s just a nice name” says the newly named Ms Pansegrouw. If you want to live, then run when people in the shops panic, don’t be a hero! And Facebook and China are going to need a BFF meeting after Facebook made a hilarious error!

JAN

12am

Ben the Bore

54 min

17.01.20 Pt 2 - English stomachs are weak, is this truth or just the Love Island guys being soft? If you meet someone, don’t sleep with their twin, it’s poor form. A listener asks Ben why his love life secrets are not coming to light anymore... has Ben become boring? When you have a raw asshole, don’t put salt on it. And we speak to Yvette Huysamer from Rescue Rehab SA who is on a mission to get big bangs banned!

JAN

11pm

Justice or SNL?

59 min

17.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want a lesbian experience, go to the power tool aisle. American politics is like watching Saturday Night Live. Is Mbulelo a coconut, or just a terrible teacher? The LGBTQI community is like the identity politics Middle East. Ben is back, and he is dropping nothing but truth bombs. SA Police are still learning the difference between left and right. Devi Govender is retiring, South Africa is losing a legend. And Google are the third trillionaire company.

JAN

12am

Where are you Putin that?

57 min

16.01.20 Pt 2 - Very right wing people are apparently happier and having more sex. How conservative is South Africa? Is the mass media just a clickbait mess? Should we be forming our reality through the news and social media? Vladimir Putin is 67 going on 21, he’s in great shape. Which has more actors, Hollywood or the South African government?

JAN

11pm

Fell off an age Cliff

57 min

16.01.20 Pt 1 - A member of the team is ageing poorly, thoughts and prayers. Children went back to school this week, Phumi is saving on juice and food costs... she’s delighted! Make-up has turned escorts into liars and this is a problem. We hear what a Gareth Cliff helpline call might sound like. Be kind to everyone, some people haven’t had sex for 3 years.