The Gareth Cliff Show — Gareth Cliff and Team

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The Gareth Cliff Show
Weekdays	23:00	2 hour
Weekdays	05:00	2 hour
Weekdays	11:00	2 hour
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday	17:00	2 hour

A live morning 'radio' show broadcast on cliffcentral.com and on mobile via the official app - with podcasts available.

Hosted by Gareth Cliff and his team, they bring you uncensored, real conversation about everything in the news, guests, edgy material and a healthy dose of inspiration and intelligence. Without limits... there will be entertainment, provocative content, and unhinged reality.

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DEC

12am

Three-Ann Mol and the canines

57 min

04.12.20 Pt 2 - There are jobs out there that don't need formal education and are in high demand. Would you ever buy a book that was bound with human skin? Siya gives the team the best reason on Earth not to bury your pet in your own yard. Imagine having a third leg... no not like that you sickos!

DEC

11pm

Time is up for #TimesUp

49 min

04.12.20 Pt 1 - Nelson Mandela Bay has let down two parts of the world. All Xhosa people are now ashamed and so is Cyril Ramaphosa, it's not a good situation at all. If you want to make free money, go and join #TimesUp and you might get to hang out with the insufferable Amy Schumer at a 5-star resort. Surely we don't need cash in 2020?

DEC

12am

Is Rapunzel the real Messiah?

56 min

03.12.20 Pt 2 - If the only requirement to be the Messiah was long, well conditioned hair - who in your circle would get in? If you are in an emerging economy, what does it actually mean to free up the economy? This is a Public Service Announcement... if you are going to be President of South Africa, please know your tenure will end with a commission of inquiry.

DEC

11pm

Rich luddites and the tone deaf

52 min

03.12.20 Pt 1 - Singing isn't easy folks - if you are not gifted save it for the shower... you're making our ears bleed. How come rich people have terrible internet connections, what are they doing with their money? Is Wikipedia directly plugged into the simulation we are all living in, it declared Maradona dead before the doctors did.

DEC

12am

An orgy of fake news

1 hr 07 min

02.12.20 Pt 1 - The best thing to do when you get information is to get references, because the CIA Director was declared dead and even that was less than true. If you are a barbarian and believe gay people don't deserve human rights, surely you should avoid being an active participant in a 25-man gay orgy... well Jozsef Szajer is breaking all those rules.

DEC

11pm

If it's fixed, it's not a gamble

31 min

02.12.20 Pt 1 - If you are a karaoke singer, don't worry about quality... it's all about showmanship. The South African lottery numbers were an all-time anomaly this week, and people are saying the fix is in. Does it hurt your feelings if children forget your name?

DEC

12am

Coffee for my Morning, Vodka for my Night

1 hr 01 min

01.12.20 Pt 2 - How do South Africans feel about a possible booze ban in December? The first step to recovery is admitting that we have a problem... do we as South Africans have a drinking problem? If you drink instant coffee, should you be considered a social pariah for all of your sins? Cristianne Wendler, Behavioural Interventions Programme Manager at Shout It Now, joins us to talk about the advancements made in AIDS prevention, and to discuss the measures being taken to protect young women at risk of contracting the killer syndrome.

NOV

11pm

Is there a prize for humility?

52 min

01.12.20 Pt 1 - Are there miracles on Earth to be celebrated, or is life just a concatenation of human brilliance? 2020 is the pandemic year, but there's only one month of it left... how do we feel about that? Why are South Africans trapped between being confident and arrogant?

NOV

12am

Coffin selfies and Dangerous graves

54 min

30.11.20 Pt 2 - Is the notion of working in an office dead? If you live in Argentina and a person named Diego dies, don't take a photo with his corpse... you may soon join him at the pearly gates. Joburg's water and sanitation has literally put its citizens in grave danger for decades now. Just a friendly reminder to abusive men - just stop it, you are cretins and everyone hates you for what you are doing. Ruth Mthembu, the WILD OCEANS Campaign Manager joins us to talk about why WE DON’T NEED OUR OCEANS. And find out why a small Austrian village had to change its name.

NOV

11pm

The rubbing of the thighs is dangerous

55 min

30.11.20 Pt 1 - Is there a rule for when a Christmas tree should be put up... and more importantly, when it should come down? Dear ladies who don't know - long stockings prevent the rubbing of the thighs and that prevents fires. Should 60-year-old men have nipple rings?

NOV

12am

Collecting VS Hoarding

1 hr 01 min

27.11.20 Pt 2 - Listen, people let's get it straight... your life is hard, but could we maybe show a level of respect for lives that are objectively hard - your favourite nightclub closing is not a hard life. If you have a family you hate, do you care if they are dead? There's a delicate balance between being a collector and a hoarder... be careful Russian Doll lady! Let's be honest, parents have a favourite child, if this upsets you, it's because you were not the favourite - too bad, too sad! Kevin Derrick of Creative Rides joins us to discuss the sale of legendary car collector Louis Coetzer's incredible collection.

NOV

11pm

To run a good empire, vomit often

55 min

27.11.20 Pt 1 - If you make a billion dollars, should you share it with people or would you rather stick your middle finger up at greedy governments who plan to steal your money and call it tax? If you like the idea of pushing the limits, you would have loved the Roman idea of orgy rooms and vomitoriums. How far would you travel for good food?