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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
2116 – 2136

My kids are dumb... now I'm in jail

21.09.20 Pt 1 - If you are still living in South Africa, please make sure to protect the women and children in case the sabertooth comes for them in the night. RBG has died and America is losing its collective mind. If your kids are dumb, there's a good chance…
21 Sep 2020 12AM 53 min

Covid Diaries on Instagram

18.09.20 Pt 2 - What do you do if a plant swallows your balcony? There is a suggestion about the best way to party in lockdown which might just be a winner. Does Happy Sindane have a long lost sister? Instagram influencers are vlogging their Covid experience. Is getting a…
18 Sep 2020 1AM 57 min

Serpents & the Devil's Lettuce

18.09.20 Pt 1 - Stop complaining about Apple, the products are fine, you can ignore phone calls now too. Is Silicon Valley biased to Biden? Self-awareness is a win... not just for you, it's a win for everyone. As humankind discovers the eye of the serpent, South Africa is still…
18 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

Churches & Fame

17.09.20 Pt 2 - The very nature of fame is confusing, why do people love it, and why do the famous love being famous? If you go into debt in life, who should you blame? Have Pentecostal Churches hurt the South African middle class more than anything else? Boris Johnson…
17 Sep 2020 1AM 51 min

Diamonds equal Love

17.09.20 Pt 1 - How can we make women feel more comfortable and safe in society and in social spaces? Do you care about people's happiness if it doesn't directly affect you? Does the truth need to make you happy? Bla bla bla... South Africa is going to level one…
17 Sep 2020 12AM 58 min

Useless Superpowers & Real Life Superheroes

16.09.20 Pt 2 - Is there a constructive way to protest or should protest create chaos? Are beards a cool thing to have? Apple is now focusing on the health of humans... is that good, or are they out of ideas? Learning to be violent is important for all humans,…
16 Sep 2020 1AM 50 min

Build it & your Grandchildren will come

16.09.20 Pt 1 - As the old saying goes, "The early Damon wakes up the Gareth." The very nature of building a Catholic church 500 years ago meant you worked for the first marketing agency ever. Does architecture affect the quality of your life? The only way to wake up…
16 Sep 2020 12AM 58 min

Chernobyl & Social Media have a lot in common

15.09.20 Pt 1 - If you think you want to revolt against your leaders, perhaps leaving fecal matter in their driveway is the only way to express your level of disgust. To be clear, we don't remember Chernobyl, we've seen the show though. Is social media all toxic, or are…
15 Sep 2020 1AM 57 min

Boys & Love Stories

15.09.20 Pt 1 - What is the real horror these days, the movies or real life? When we talk about a classic film, how far back should we go? Can boys enjoy love stories? Gene manipulation means cattle will reproduce forever. Where should South Africans go locally? Matriarchs are not…
15 Sep 2020 12AM 53 min

Dad set the children on fire!

14.09.20 Pt 2 - Oy vey! Israel is shutting down again... will this help with Covid numbers? If you leave children with their father for too long, they'll probably die a horrible death. If people are feeling lonely, you should rub their belly and feed them. If it's that time…
14 Sep 2020 1AM 56 min

Bezos the bald Adonis

14.09.20 Pt 1 - When were your peak sex years, because the truth is you're getting older and your window is closing. Should we all blur our Google Street View images? If you don't like your ex, their photo might be online with them in a compromising position and hopefully…
14 Sep 2020 12AM 52 min

Tiger Blood in your stool

11.09.20 Pt 2 - Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood hasn't prevented him from becoming an embarrassment to his family. Are there any child stars who end up being stable adults? Mpho Tshukudu joins us to discuss gut health and how we can improve it.
11 Sep 2020 1AM 1 hour

Kings have Side Chicks too

11.09.20 Pt 1 - Are taxes any good if you don't get the direct rewards for paying? Sometimes you need negative reinforcement, you lazy bastard... get up! It's not 1856, why are we still using Skype? If you make the rules, should you have to follow them? If you have…
11 Sep 2020 12AM 53 min

A divine mane

10.09.20 Pt 2 - The beards of Jesus and Abraham are very similar, what description would one use in 2020 to describe a fine mane? It turns out gangsters are better at dealing with the government than ordinary citizens. Which of the American Ivy League Colleges is the most left…
10 Sep 2020 1AM 59 min

Clinton found peace in the Oval office

10.09.20 Pt 1 - You don't have to follow someone if you don't like them. Oprah has been like a yoyo in the waist region. If someone dies should that affect your TV watching habits? Donald Trump might win a Nobel Peace Prize, Clinton did and he did some stuff…
10 Sep 2020 12AM 54 min

The Plough & the Cow

09.09.20 Pt 2 - If you have gender reveal parties, should people care? Perhaps we should have IQ reveal parties, how would that affect social relations? Why do people expect gifts at weddings? Would you want to date someone smarter than you? Gangster grannies are a real thing in South…
9 Sep 2020 1AM 56 min

You're not dumb, you're just South African

09.09.20 Pt 1 - We don't need more radio DJs, we need more teachers... which should lead to us needing fewer lawyers. Is 'living your best life' a philosophy or rubbish? If you had to look after another person's kids, would you throttle them? If we were in a world…
9 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

Save now, Cyprus later

08.09.20 Pt 2 - Should we save money for the future, or should we just travel and live our best life? Donald Trump needs to check his nose for boogers. If you are a loudmouth aunt, you should speak last at funerals. If you married into money, Cyprus is selling…
8 Sep 2020 1AM 48 min

Don't click on my hair

08.09.20 Pt 1 - We can send a man to the moon, but one cable can bring down a whole recording. Click's have now realised that hair is not worth the blow back. Are people getting triggered because it's justified or are we just bored? Are News anchors interesting? What…
8 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

Caribbean Bronzeness... Mazel Tov!

07.09.20 Pt 2 - Oprah has been known to tell people about living out their own truth. Well, Jessica Krug is living out her ‘Caribbean Bronzeness’, and it's incredible to watch. If you could have an alter ego, what would it be? Don't let anyone tell you that booze is…
7 Sep 2020 1AM 54 min
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