The Gareth Cliff Show

From venter to yenta... to hell

06.10.20 Pt 1 - Should we allow the public to vote on sending the yentas from The View to hell? Donald has Trumped Covid-19, and he says you shouldn't let a pandemic dominate your life. If you think you are better than others, surely people should be allowed to shame…

6 Oct 2020 12AM 52 min

She is He, Japan is neutral!

05.10.20 Pt 2 - If you want to fly to Japan, don't you dare call your wife honey, that is frowned upon. Have you ever imagined what the life of a female Russian weightlifter might be like, well, the questions you might get would be wild. If you have no…

5 Oct 2020 1AM 46 min

R Kelly is Thunderstruck!

05.10.20 Pt 1 - It seems residents of New York are struggling to adapt to the fact that New York is a city that is now asleep. If you want to get rich, go and auction art on ships... you'll never have to protest in a beach mansion if you…

5 Oct 2020 12AM 54 min

Donald is really really positive

02.10.20 Pt 2 - Donald Trump has tested positive for Covid-19 which inevitably means he will beat it because he's really really strong! If you were famous, would you think everyone should be nice to you all the time? What's in a name, do you look like your name, could…

2 Oct 2020 1AM 59 min

Pavlov and the Zulu who can't count

02.10.20 Pt 1 - The most brutal truth one can ever hear is that you are dull, dull, boring and dull. The fact is though, some people are just undeniably bland. Pavlov and Gareth Cliff have a lot in common, but Gareth uses toilet rolls instead of a bell. If…

2 Oct 2020 12AM 52 min

Unmasking the Lockdown

01.10.20 Pt 2 - The psychology of children in our global society needs to be taken into account when we impose policy around lockdowns. What are the actual differences in the levels of lockdown? How does one govern themselves during a global pandemic when they don't agree with state mandates…

1 Oct 2020 1AM 1 hour

Get the truck outta here

01.10.20 Pt 1 - There is something to being the Anti-Oprah because good news isn't always the best news. Is politics the new religion? The US Presidential Debate was a reboot of Grumpy Old Men. Melania Trump showed a little bit of humanity and romance, she touched Donald's shoulder... what…

1 Oct 2020 12AM 56 min

Burgers are lank chommie

30.09.20 Pt 2 - If you are in a relationship, how important is it that you like the same shows as your partner? Everyone thinks they can cook - especially dads - but how famous is his ‘famous sauce’ really? The colloquial adjective 'lank' has survived Covid, praise be thy…

30 Sep 2020 1AM 53 min

Mr Mdluli... C U Next Tuesday

30.09.20 Pt 1 - There's a tick on my gooch, please help! Trump and Biden have started talking out loud on stage together - it's a mess. Useless superpowers are important... which ones are the best of the worst? Metallica is so 'prog' right now, make sure you convert people…

30 Sep 2020 12AM 54 min

Would you direct your own funeral?

29.09.20 Pt 2 - If you want a summer body, get a personal trainer like RBG had... he will even push your physical limits beyond the grave. If you hate someone, should they come to your funeral? The real tragedy of death is not being able to tell your first…

29 Sep 2020 1AM 1 hr 07 min

WAP ain't no Internet connection

29.09.20 Pt 1 - Cyril is a serious cyclist, who knew? Do we all need to stop being so partisan to our identity politic, or can anyone who disagrees with us go to hell? Dear parents... WAP is no longer just a technology term. Warren Buffett is deadly boring, but…

29 Sep 2020 12AM 54 min

Dick doctors & Mask acne

28.09.20 Pt 2 - There's a dick doctor telling us that Covid is over. Masks are not cool because it's really hard to understand most people, and without seeing their lips, it's Oxford English roulette. Have some people just been living their normal life during the pandemic? There's more milk…

28 Sep 2020 1AM 57 min

Your value is 2 cows dummy

28.09.20 Pt 1 - What would your value be if someone had to pay lobola for you? If you are not smart or were a little loose in your youth, this affects your value to your African Prince and his family... keep that in mind. Biden and Trump might take…

28 Sep 2020 12AM 55 min

Keep your unicorn away from my Mol!

25.09.20 Pt 2 - Is the thought of being in an open relationship appealing to you? If you do explore polyamory, the secret is to find a unicorn and ride that puppy all the way home. If you have a horse face, you have no chance with Leigh-Ann Mol. Media…

25 Sep 2020 1AM 51 min

Reusable condoms are the real Social Dilemma

25.09.20 Pt 1 - Have you left your hood during the global lockdown? As the world opens up, are we just going back to brunches with our besties? Is the Social Dilemma real? Should we feel sorry for people that gym to show off their bodies, but can't because of…

25 Sep 2020 12AM 49 min

King Damon the mensch

23.09.20 Pt 2 - Is owning a property all it's cracked up to be? If you are still living at home at age 30, are you a leech or a loving son? Is Damon the real Jewish King, or is Solomon still the mensch of all mensches? Greg Walsh them…

23 Sep 2020 1AM 54 min

Ellen the Degenerate

23.09.20 Pt 1 - If TV is too good, is that good for your life? The Marvelous Mrs Maisel should have won every award but it didn't, is this a joke? She has risen from the cancel culture grave, ladies and gentleman... we welcome back Ellen the Degenerate! What do…

23 Sep 2020 12AM 55 min

Borneo is a Cannibal Thunderdome

22.09.20 Pt 2 - It’s always tough to retire when you are quite literally ‘simply the best’... well Tina found a way, it's younger, it's fitter and it's in Switzerland - she found another hero. If you don't want to be eaten by other people, don't go to Borneo. Epstein…

22 Sep 2020 1AM 1 hr 07 min

Snakes in Wollongong

22.09.20 Pt 1 - When your parents named you, don't for a second think it wasn't about them being proud of producing life. What does your fashion sense say about you in 2020? When you join a committee, please be prepared for marathon length meetings. If you live in Australia,…

22 Sep 2020 12AM 55 min

Paris Hilton is totes humble y'all

21.09.20 Pt 2 - If you forget a friend's birthday, should you feel bad... even if they've had 35 before? Obama has written another book, is he jealous of his wife's book sales? If you die, will you cuss the living? Are we interested in the drug-infused meltdown of the…

21 Sep 2020 1AM 56 min