The Gareth Cliff Show

Breast to Balls to Salvation Army

20.10.20 Pt 1 - We've all been in that position in life where we need to decide whether or not we should give our underwear to charity... these are the questions that define the fabric of our society. Should there be a standard that determines that genital contact means you…

20 Oct 2020 12AM 47 min

Japanese porn parks and Britney's troubles

19.10.20 Pt 2 - If your Kobe beef isn't being served to you by a Japanese pornstar in a 5-storey porn theme park, are you actually taking life seriously or living on the fringes? Britney Spears' life is the real life Truman Show, but she can't find the door. If…

19 Oct 2020 1AM 56 min

Beauty is mask deep

19.10.20 Pt 1 - Evel Knievel's second coming might actually be shopping at Leigh-Ann's shopping centre... and that's 2020 for you. Neighbours can be a nightmare, some of them don't know how much though. How long can you keep booking bogus virtual meetings while actually napping, without getting caught out?…

19 Oct 2020 12AM 52 min

My husband left me for an Xbox

16.10.20 Pt 2 - Is moving furniture around your house the height of OCD? As we all know, only the devil's children play Dungeons & Dragons. Dating a gamer means you'll always be second best. If your ex sees you while they're with their ex, do you cry in your…

16 Oct 2020 1AM 55 min

Sleeping Jesus has a Heaven

16.10.20 Pt 1 - Did you know a Sleeping Jesus has a heaven? Not in Jerusalem... but weirdly in the suburbs of Johannesburg. How sad do you get if your actions don't get a reaction from people? Should you get botox in your 20s? How honest should you be with…

16 Oct 2020 12AM 53 min

Slay queens are Savages

15.10.20 Pt 2 - When taking tutelage, be careful who your teacher is. In South African politics there are power hungry monsters, but Fikile Mbalula is a different beast! If your husband has one arm and you think your marriage is safe from slay queens, well has the real world…

15 Oct 2020 1AM 56 min

The Antichrist and the Thirsty

15.10.20 Pt 1 - It is now summer in the southern hemisphere, and people are thirsty out here, in every sense. If you are home by 10pm from a big night out, you are old. It seems the antichrist is a talk show queen. If you started a relationship in…

15 Oct 2020 12AM 1 hr 02 min

Gay anthems are the Trump card

14.10.20 Pt 2 - Donald Trump is not only the President of the USA, but he may be the greatest troll of all time. When a political figure plays "gay anthems" at his rallies, shouldn't we celebrate that we live in a world where that can happen? Don't worry, people…

14 Oct 2020 1AM 51 min

The pipe must be laid down

14.10.20 Pt 1 - If you are in the media, is it more important to get clicks or spell words correctly? What's it like to go onto a hit TV show as a guest? What is the challenge faced by people who are trying to lose weight? The Police are…

14 Oct 2020 12AM 51 min

Father forgive me, I prefer Oprah

13.10.20 Pt 2 - Why would anyone believe Oprah over and above the word of their own father? And to be clear, that's your father the Lord God, and indeed your biological father - it seems Oprah trumps both for some. Are plants a gift or a burden? Blind History…

13 Oct 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Let's mute the Presidential Debate

13.10.20 Pt 1 - We have now been in lockdown long enough, why are people still on mute in meetings? Let's start a mute jar. The real question after the pandemic is... WHO should be accountable? The American Presidential Debate was cancelled, and the masses exhaled as they were saved…

13 Oct 2020 12AM 53 min

Don't date your booty call

12.10.20 Pt 2 - Is it possible to delete all of your data, or are you in the matrix for life once you have a cellphone? If we were to hear you flirt, would we think less or more of you? With lockdown ending, are booty calls being reignited? If…

12 Oct 2020 1AM 57 min

Pryor spooned The Godfather

12.10.20 Pt 1 - There is a version of spooning which won't help you sleep, believe it or not. There are now human sized webs and you are in danger... look out! When you reach a certain age, all of your orifices become no go zones. Richard Pryor did the…

12 Oct 2020 12AM 54 min

Bachelors have feelings too

09.10.20 Pt 2 - Can you manufacture love, or do people need to fall in love? Should you be considered mean if you are equally mean to everyone... people always say be consistent, well go to hell Janet AND Sipho! It's important to note, just because something is true, it…

9 Oct 2020 1AM 53 min

Sleeping Jesus equals Unsleeping Beauty

09.10.20 Pt 1 - Larry David is so hot, because he's so rich. His new lady is marrying him for money, and that's great. If someone is single, who do they think they are to have standards... this is why you're single Paul! Would you date a person who is…

9 Oct 2020 12AM 1 hour

The Great Journalism Dumbdown

08.10.20 Pt 2 - Let's be clear - being able to negotiate for a cheaper house is a cultural thing. Have the Democrats made a massive mistake with Kamala Harris as a VP candidate? Do journalists need to spend less time on Twitter?

8 Oct 2020 1AM 54 min

I love you... go to hell!

08.10.20 Pt 1 - If you had a bad relationship with somebody, how far would you go to exert some revenge as a scorned lover? Do you believe being emotional is more important than being logical? Is balance around the two possible? Chris Rock is going through a divorce, and…

8 Oct 2020 12AM 59 min

Underground crime and Gay billionaires

07.10.20 Pt 2 - If you won a billion dollars, what would you do with it? Would you buy Gucci sweaters for your pet iguana? Let's just be clear, hot dudes love billionaires too. Underground crime isn't real, crime happens above the ground. Cult movies always tragically lead to repeated…

7 Oct 2020 1AM 52 min

Satan has a face for radio

07.10.20 Pt 1 - If your strength is to derail serious conversations, you have a friend here at CliffCentral. By the way people, soapies aren't real life. If you are corrupt, please don't act shocked if your cars get repossessed. Does Satan get a bad rap, and is that fair?…

7 Oct 2020 12AM 1 hour

Jerm vs Silicon Valley

06.10.20 Pt 2 - Are there any alternatives for content creators from YouTube and Vimeo? Is the world becoming a cesspool of censorship? How can citizens address the biases within large scale media? Is there a way to cancel, cancel culture? Blind History returns... this week's episode features cult socialist…

6 Oct 2020 1AM 59 min