The Gareth Cliff Show

Bond didn’t need Jobs

03.11.20 Pt 1 - Is it important for all first wives to be good looking from now on? Sean Connery was not a man for small talk, and that's why he's the only Bond that should ever be recognised. Boris Johnson might just be too soft to be Prime Minister…

2 Nov 2020 11PM 56 min

Cadillac One and freaky films

02.11.20 Pt 2 - What are some of the perks of being the President of America? Cancel culture might be coming for Sean Connery even though he's dead... there is no place to hide - if they want to cancel you, they will cancel you. Is it reasonable for functional…

2 Nov 2020 12AM 57 min

Swinging Breasts and Slutty Witches

02.11.20 Pt 1 - Old folks love the pharmacy... aches and pains no longer need to be a part of life. Every year, Halloween costumes go to another level - how was the pandemic version of the spooky holiday? If your breasts aren't being held up by being self-tied while…

1 Nov 2020 11PM 53 min

The Shame of a Name

30.10.20 Pt 2 - Does having a fancy name ensure you'll have a better career? Gareth shares his latest bad names... some sound like medication for a dodgy rash. Learn about some cool new features on your phone. Is being eaten by an animal the most humiliating way to die?…

30 Oct 2020 1AM 55 min

If you like Penis Colada...

30.10.20 Pt 1 - Health issues can be a tough pill to swallow. If you're getting on in years... don't go buying any green bananas. It's been a while since Leigh-Ann has had any 'penis colada'. Find out why gloves might be the best gift at a Kitchen Tea. And turns out…

30 Oct 2020 12AM 47 min

Can we trust Tito?

29.10.20 Pt 2 - What is the aim of the Medium Term Budget Speech? Is Tito trustworthy, and how much power does he really have? How can we deal with incompetent and stupid people? If you're angry about the SAA bailouts, don't miss next week's instalment of the Zondo soapie!…

29 Oct 2020 1AM 56 min

How to Deal with Stutterers

29.10.20 Pt 1 - How can we celebrate New Year's if the midnight curfew is still in place? A virtual reality world is exciting, but also annoying. What is the normal amount of time to spend on YouTube? How patient are you with people who have a stutter? And what amount…

29 Oct 2020 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Everyone is Jewish now

28.10.20 Pt 2 - It's important to credit the correct people when you enjoy a new TV series. Trying to see your aged parents during a pandemic is like arranging a prison visit. Is it worth keeping people around just because they are highly entertaining? Women can pee standing up…

28 Oct 2020 1AM 55 min

In the Box thinking 

28.10.20 Pt 1 - Can Siya replace Katlego on those insurance ads? If you touch yourself while on a video call, just make sure the camera is angled correctly. Does leaving your teaspoon in your mug while you drink your tea make you uncultured? And Damon and Gareth have another…

28 Oct 2020 12AM 57 min

Banana trees and Evil owls

27.10.20 Pt 2 -Is homeschooling an option for most people, or is Pythagoras' Theorem best left to people who know what's what? If your life is established, would you want a new partner later in life... or are you single to the death? Is anyone proud to work for the…

27 Oct 2020 1AM 59 min

The king will never be ugly

27.10.20 Pt 1 - Today we need to clarify who the king is. Should we still keep maiden names, or is that a thought best left in the 12th century? If you have aged badly don't be sad, the people who used to love you for your looks are just…

27 Oct 2020 12AM 55 min

Methane farts and Karen training

26.10.20 Pt 2 - Every time some 11-year-old with a luminous vest tells you when you can cross the street at a school, please understand you are witnessing the training of the next generation of Karens. We call it scholar patrol, but it's an incubator for busybodies who will one…

26 Oct 2020 1AM 57 min

Slovenian gossip and Cancel Culture

26.10.20 Pt 1 - Sihle Zikalala and the government are threatening to take Christmas away from South Africans. What is now clear is that corporates cannot deal with even an ounce of controversy. An 11-year-old has put her list together for Santa... and it's amazing. If Slovenia gets the US…

26 Oct 2020 12AM 54 min

It's not me... it's you!

23.10.20 Pt 2 - If your friend is an embarrassment (and quite frankly a dickhead), how do you end that friendship? If you want to travel, which are the friendliest cities on Earth? If you fart at breakfast and everyone hears it, should you leave immediately? Laurel McCulloch of Pumpkin…

23 Oct 2020 1AM 58 min

Fishnets and Farting

23.10.20 Pt 1 - What is the most you are willing to do in the search for the perfect Halloween costume? If you are trying to be sexy, try not to fart while wearing fishnet stockings. If only insurance could help with the wrath of a woman scorned! How have…

23 Oct 2020 12AM 57 min

Munusamy and Thought Experiments

22.10.20 Pt 2 - How do you know what a good question is and do good questions always lead to definite answers? Ranjeni Munusamy seems to be the latest victim in the crosshairs of the EFF... what do we think? Trump might win, but what does Hillary have to say…

22 Oct 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

De Rossi and her dancing witch

22.10.20 Pt 1 - If you have had challenges in lockdown, are there practical steps you can take to emerge gracefully from the pandemic? Is Portia de Rossi out of options, or is Ellen just aging too well despite being the dancing witch of daytime television? Thailand is open to…

22 Oct 2020 12AM 55 min

The killer and Hollywood stars

21.10.20 Pt 2 - Is Los Angeles the best place in the world, or is it just a drug haven for street urchins? If you have been to America and stayed in a motel, there's a good chance Charles Manson slept in the bed. If you're flirting with someone, how…

21 Oct 2020 1AM 57 min

Spanking the monkey in the 4th dimension

21.10.20 Pt 1 - If your body 'runs hot' as they say, what are your options when enduring the African summer? Everyone had awful moments in school, whether it's soiling your pants or spanking the monkey in the bathroom... some moments define your life for eternity. The SABC expects Netflix…

21 Oct 2020 12AM 58 min

Robin Hood hackers and a case of the ‘Shaiks’

20.10.20 Pt 2 - Siya is shaken by a discovery about a classic 1980s singer. Digital trails can sabotage the best intentions of ethical hackers, but they also help to catch the thieves. Agrizzi seems to have come down with a case of the (Schabir) ‘Shaiks’. How would you fake…

20 Oct 2020 1AM 56 min