#Kellman - Relax, it's Flax!

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Mike Flax is having some deep-rooted issues in his life. He is 22 years old but feels like he's transitioning from teenagehood to adulthood, he believes his progression in life was delayed because he used to be overweight... you decide! Apparently, the best time for men to have sex is at 7:54 in the morning, whereas for women it's at 11:21 at night... perhaps we could come up with a 3AM compromise? Finally, we discover that Mike's spirit animal is the penguin, this is incredibly insulting on many levels and if I was a penguin I would write to the powers that be to get this changed!