The Gareth Cliff Show

Kings have Side Chicks too

11.09.20 Pt 1 - Are taxes any good if you don't get the direct rewards for paying? Sometimes you need negative reinforcement, you lazy bastard... get up! It's not 1856, why are we still using Skype? If you make the rules, should you have to follow them? If you have…

11 Sep 2020 12AM 53 min

A divine mane

10.09.20 Pt 2 - The beards of Jesus and Abraham are very similar, what description would one use in 2020 to describe a fine mane? It turns out gangsters are better at dealing with the government than ordinary citizens. Which of the American Ivy League Colleges is the most left…

10 Sep 2020 1AM 59 min

Clinton found peace in the Oval office

10.09.20 Pt 1 - You don't have to follow someone if you don't like them. Oprah has been like a yoyo in the waist region. If someone dies should that affect your TV watching habits? Donald Trump might win a Nobel Peace Prize, Clinton did and he did some stuff…

10 Sep 2020 12AM 54 min

The Plough & the Cow

09.09.20 Pt 2 - If you have gender reveal parties, should people care? Perhaps we should have IQ reveal parties, how would that affect social relations? Why do people expect gifts at weddings? Would you want to date someone smarter than you? Gangster grannies are a real thing in South…

9 Sep 2020 1AM 56 min

You're not dumb, you're just South African

09.09.20 Pt 1 - We don't need more radio DJs, we need more teachers... which should lead to us needing fewer lawyers. Is 'living your best life' a philosophy or rubbish? If you had to look after another person's kids, would you throttle them? If we were in a world…

9 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

Save now, Cyprus later

08.09.20 Pt 2 - Should we save money for the future, or should we just travel and live our best life? Donald Trump needs to check his nose for boogers. If you are a loudmouth aunt, you should speak last at funerals. If you married into money, Cyprus is selling…

8 Sep 2020 1AM 48 min

Don't click on my hair

08.09.20 Pt 1 - We can send a man to the moon, but one cable can bring down a whole recording. Click's have now realised that hair is not worth the blow back. Are people getting triggered because it's justified or are we just bored? Are News anchors interesting? What…

8 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

Caribbean Bronzeness... Mazel Tov!

07.09.20 Pt 2 - Oprah has been known to tell people about living out their own truth. Well, Jessica Krug is living out her ‘Caribbean Bronzeness’, and it's incredible to watch. If you could have an alter ego, what would it be? Don't let anyone tell you that booze is…

7 Sep 2020 1AM 54 min

Blood on the dishes

07.09.20 Pt 1 - You probably should test your roommate's reaction to pressure, because you may need them in an emergency. If you were to lose your dominant hand, which tasks would be impossible? Sisulu might be living in Nkandla-Lite. Your juice might kill you, be careful. Carole is ‘Baskin’…

7 Sep 2020 12AM 52 min

Rodents dancing in Reeds

04.09.20 Pt 2 - Are leopards scared of white people? Is there an identity politic in the leopard community? A close encounter in Simbithi reveals all. Some might say rats have always run New York, but now rodents are actually in charge of the Big Apple. Should you ever date…

4 Sep 2020 1AM 55 min

Hair today - Gone tomorrow!

04.09.20 Pt 1 - Eating in a restaurant during Covid is like pulling teeth, they need to figure out the digital menu. Australia has turned into a big prison again, the Brits must be proud of what they built. Gene-modified babies... good or scary? Dear Jonathan, sorry we don't plan…

4 Sep 2020 12AM 41 min

“I can't be racist, I don't smoke“

03.09.20 Pt 2 - The Zondo Commission is turning into a dramatic soapie, fit for the silver screen. Why doesn't South Africa invest in its high value assets like Elon Musk? Is identity politics a smart way of voting in South Africa? Is there a way to allow for corruption,…

3 Sep 2020 1AM 55 min

The Wall insulted the Judge

03.09.20 Pt 1 - Attention seeking generally makes you really unaware in life... get out of the aisle Sharon, we don't need to hear about your heel balm. Short people are going to hell, which is tough - who'll clean the top of their fridge? Don't judge me if I…

3 Sep 2020 12AM 57 min

Just keep on Rowling

02.09.20 Pt 2 - JK Rowling didn't realise that identity politics on Twitter could get her what we now call the 'Ellen treatment'. To make things worse, the children she turned into millionaires are standing on her Twitter grave. Did poor people eat soot back in the day to survive?…

2 Sep 2020 1AM 50 min

Butterbean is a Knockout King

02.09.20 Pt 1 - It seems no matter where you are on planet Earth, the middle-aged have a cough of mortality which develops. Butterbean will knock you out in more ways than one. BC actually means something other than what the Book of Genesis tells you. If you want to…

2 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

War is not Fabulous

01.09.20 Pt 2 - The photos on Instagram are not real life, who will tell the youth this? Celebrities do not owe you the truth. If you are a parent, here's a bitter pill to swallow... raise your own kids! Would you want a fabulous Major in real time war?…

1 Sep 2020 1AM 51 min

Tito the Twitterer

01.09.20 Pt 1 - We've already had Stalin, and now we are asking our own Comrades to be muted. What is to be done when a national broadcaster can't broadcast? The G-Wagon lifestyle is a whole network of lies. Rule number 1: Always treat your girlfriend better than your wife…

1 Sep 2020 12AM 56 min

Not all Dutch Ovens stink

31.08.20 Pt 2 - Cape Town had snow on Table Mountain... is 2020 the year the Mayans had spoken of and we just heard 2012? The term Dutch Oven shouldn't offend you, because it's a real thing - not just hot air. When you're 111, do you want a big…

31 Aug 2020 1AM 53 min

Siya shouldn't Shovel

31.08.20 Pt 1 - If you go home and you get a bit of respect, go ahead and milk it, hell it's 2020! Funerals are no Spring Day folks... they're hard work and the dirt doesn't shovel itself. If you bring another woman into someone’s brother's bedroom, try and make…

31 Aug 2020 12AM 50 min

The Cat in the Hat got divorced

28.08.20 Pt 2 - If you love podcasts enough, it's worth leaving your husband because of them... no husband is safe! If you are going to have a chemistry lab for fun, make sure you don't have too much of a blast. Some people read The Cat in the Hat,…

28 Aug 2020 1AM 52 min