A discussion about Gareth and Siya's daily luggage leads to Ben revealing which team member he would most want to be stranded on a desert island with... and it's probably not who you'd expect! Siya's fussy eating habits then get interrogated again.
Gareth has a mini rant about the shenanigans that went on during the Budget Speech, specifically the 'Gupta ministers' who refused to stand up for Pravin Gordhan.
The team come up with an idea that could revolutionise the world of dating and social media... but would people be able to handle the pressure and how much it exposes about them?
Alan Ford tells the team about his first attempt at a digital sexual experience, while getting quite technical about how to get the best angles for 'optimum effect'.
Gareth is excited about the invention of autonomous passenger drones... an idea he had a while ago. His vision for it was quite different though - but Mabale points out a problem with it he did not foresee!
Sports journalist Neal Collins weighs in on the whole Pirates debacle and #khozamustfall with Ben Karpinski on The Gareth Cliff Show. He also suggests a few solutions to the problem of football hooliganism.
Gareth has a laugh at a US governor who collapsed as he was giving his State of the State Address. A nice light distraction from all the South African SONA drama…
Gareth gets schooled by Ben (and Siya) about how to play the dating game, after he tells them about a girl he met in Cape Town. When Hugh Grant is mentioned, it's clear that Ben is the REAL love doctor on the team!
Back by popular demand, Thulane Habede dishes on who the biggest celebs in South Africa are right now. In the only celeb chart available to you, Thulani uses his expertise to separate the big names from the just names.
Regular listener Rob calls in to share some warnings for the people wanting to go to Mars... these might be facts - or alternative facts - who knows with Rob?
Gareth and the team dissect one of the funniest memes of the moment... the young girl who said, "Cash me outside how bow dah!" on the Dr Phil TV show. The clip has also been remixed into a variety of songs.
Gareth and Siya are doing the show from a lovely beachfront office in Durban, which prompts a Top Billing style commentary of the panoramic view. Which of course leads the team into a dissection of the TV show's presentation style…
What is the most dangerous sex position for men (when sleeping with women)? WARNING: Explicit content that will make you cringe and grab your crotch area!
After Gareth complains about people who post inspirational memes, the team has some fun with an AI quote bot that makes some interesting creations…
1 Feb 2017 12AM
2 min
272 – 292
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