The Gareth Cliff Show

The Spring Clean Orgasm

06.01.20 Pt 1 - Gareth is back and refreshed. There are suggestions that spring cleaning can be orgasmic. If you have a beard, it must go. WW3... is it real or just a Twitter thing? Oh and by the way, you’re not special!

5 Jan 2020 11PM 1 hr 01 min

Trump the GOAT?

24.12.19 Pt 2 - Is Donald Trump the greatest president of all time? Gareth gives his review of The Witcher. Pinky grew up in a shebeen, and now her roots are under threat from Bheki Cele… she is not impressed by SAPS shutting down fun times! And we catch up…

24 Dec 2019 12AM 1 hour

Boeing, Boeing… Gone

24.12.19 Pt 1 - Boris outsings Donald Trump. Gareth’s mom is hosting an entire rugby team for a small Christmas lunch. US super fan Debi Droke sometimes wishes she was Muslim to avoid Christmas.

23 Dec 2019 11PM 47 min

Steamed vaginas

23.12.19 Pt 2 - Football god Diego Maradona and aliens seem to have met, of course his drug-fuelled past has nothing to do with this. Prince Harry is still in hot water, and along with his red hair, he'll spend Christmas apart from the royal family this year. People are…

23 Dec 2019 12AM 51 min

Seal the Deal

23.12.19 Pt 1 - Mbulelo has a run in with an unhappy lady. Is Seal the greatest black man alive? Gareth tells us his prostate cancer test results. And Pinky is so bored with her friends, she's buying cheap flights at the bar.

22 Dec 2019 11PM 51 min

Long walk to Moscow

20.12.19 Pt 2 - Mariah Carey is the last of a dying kind - a genuine diva. How far would you literally walk just to be the man? Siya avoids the Phuza Thursday December trap. Then MTV Base’s Kim Jayde visits and tells us how P Diddy’s son got her heart…

20 Dec 2019 12AM 1 hr 07 min

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

20.12.19 Pt 1 - White and black people do things differently over Christmas. Lionel, our listener from Dubai, is in town for a wedding... why do people still think it's okay to have destination weddings? Are weddings a nightmare in general? Oh, by the way - Gareth has rabbits now.

19 Dec 2019 11PM 49 min

Rhamaphoria in Retrograde

19.12.19 Pt 2 - Is Cyril dead in the water? Are open borders an option for Africa in the immediacy? Will Donald play his Trump card in next year’s elections? Right is right, but can the left ever get it right?

19 Dec 2019 12AM 55 min

Sleepless in Seattle

19.12.19 Pt 1 - Does drinking instant coffee make you sub-human? Rough sleeping is now a thing in Seattle. Dr Jonathan Witt discusses the sharp end of getting stabbed. TikTok... your children are on the clock.

18 Dec 2019 11PM 52 min

Vampires in Blue

18.12.19 Pt 2 - The nurses from CANSA are in to take Gareth's blood and he's crying inside. We also learn which ex President costs us as taxpayers the most. The former President of Pakistan is put to death... maybe not the greatest job after all, this President thing.

18 Dec 2019 12AM 48 min

Finger or Needle?

18.12.19 Pt 1 - Gareth reveals that he'd prefer a needle over a finger up the back alley for a prostate exam. Put the kids to work, we need cobalt! Siya fears security cameras might show his "totti"... and it turns out, getting out of Syria isn't that hard.

17 Dec 2019 11PM 56 min

Angry Black Woman Squared

17.12.19 Pt 2 - Netflix has depicted Jesus as being gay. Siya gets good news from the doctor in the romantic sense. Elena is back in all her element, and rates the crew... plus, Putin is a rugged sex icon!

17 Dec 2019 12AM 56 min

Grannies & Grinches

17.12.19 Pt 1 - Turns out Gareth and Mbulelo are braai grinches. If you're cooking, they're there... but don't expect invites to their houses for Christmas. Phumi reveals a new category of body shape. Is Siya actually a 90-year-old granny? Turns out, if you want a Zimbabwean wife - don't…

16 Dec 2019 11PM 57 min

Siya’s Wood

13.12.19 Pt 2 - Another day, another car folly as Siya has to drive up his first ramp - did he do it? Boris Johnson may very well have Elmo negotiating Brexit. Dan Wells, Eskom se Push app founder tells us how his Afrikaans work colleagues inspired the technology which…

13 Dec 2019 12AM 56 min

Gugu Gaga

13.12.19 Pt 1 - It's Gugu’s last day… did he learn anything while at CliffCentral? What’s certain is that he will be missed, HEY BOET! It’s Christmas time - who’s doing it right, hedonist Dan Bilzerian or the second coming of Jesus, Siya Sangweni - the fabulous king of the…

12 Dec 2019 11PM 49 min

Turn The Lights Down Low...

12.12.19 Pt 2 - Dumo Denga is in studio, along with Kanthan Pillay, and they have a discussion about the state of SAA and the airline going into business rescue. The lights have been off more times than they’ve been on for many South Africans with the current load shedding…

12 Dec 2019 12AM 51 min

Meet Susan from Houghton

12.12.19 Pt 1 - We’ve reached an era where referring to people as a chick or a girl is sometimes frowned upon, and referring to someone as a they is the new normal. The team unpack this and attempt to make sense of it. There’s a lot of virtue signaling…

11 Dec 2019 11PM 55 min

Screaming Plants

11.12.19 Pt 2 - Do you have the kind of fart that can put an insect down? Well there is a man on the African continent who possesses this level of anal potency. We all know how performance-enhancing drugs are perceived in sports, but what would steroid Olympics look like,…

11 Dec 2019 12AM 44 min

Shedding some light on Eskom

11.12.19 Pt 1 - Everyone is quite blissful today as the sun has graced the local sky for the first time in eight days. In more serious news, a doctor is in hot water for the death of two children and maiming others. Dr Jonathan Witt weighs in on this…

10 Dec 2019 11PM 58 min

What the heck is Stage 6?

10.12.19 Pt 2 - Siya’s back and he brings with him the President's newsletter, which he delightfully reads out for everyone. With all the bailouts taking place in SA, the team have a discussion about the current state of the country, while in typical GCS fashion, take the piss out…

10 Dec 2019 12AM 57 min