The Gareth Cliff Show

Lesbians just want Love

22.01.20 Pt 1 - Should lesbians be allowed to get married with Christians at Beloftesbos? People are getting married at slave plantations, is this madness or just 2020 things being done by 2020 people? Keeping food for longer, science or stupidity? If you're irritated, scratch your balls. And Gord has…

21 Jan 2020 11PM 54 min

He’s Over Grier

21.01.20 Pt 2 - If you could be rich and anonymous, who would you be? Batman is not a real choice. For $36K you can freeze your body and be brought back to life whenever you want. It’s the Super Bowl baby, who will win... JLo’s booty or Shakira’s? Who…

21 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Siyafunda with Mfundo

21.01.20 Pt 1 - Do you know how to say the days of the week in isiZulu? If not come and funda with Mfundo. Phumi is getting 'witchcrafted'. Should our kids learn more than one language, if so which ones? The rhinos and Afrikaans might die, evolution is a nasty…

20 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

The Prince is dead, long live Andrew

20.01.20 Pt 2 - Prince Harry has made a painful speech about not being an official prince anymore. Prince Andrew is sucking up to his mom now because he’s unemployed and has time. Is Queen Elizabeth too old to be stressed? If you are a Prince, get your wife a…

20 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Siya... wouldn’t wanna be ya!

20.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya has an aunt who has 3 lounges in her home, she made sure everyone knew this at the housewarming. Al Gore got it wrong about the ice caps. Leigh-Ann Mol is now Leigh-Ann Pansegrouw, and she’s not willing to explain it... "It’s just a nice…

19 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Ben the Bore

17.01.20 Pt 2 - English stomachs are weak, is this truth or just the Love Island guys being soft? If you meet someone, don’t sleep with their twin, it’s poor form. A listener asks Ben why his love life secrets are not coming to light anymore... has Ben become boring?…

17 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Justice or SNL?

17.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want a lesbian experience, go to the power tool aisle. American politics is like watching Saturday Night Live. Is Mbulelo a coconut, or just a terrible teacher? The LGBTQI community is like the identity politics Middle East. Ben is back, and he is dropping…

16 Jan 2020 11PM 59 min

Where are you Putin that?

16.01.20 Pt 2 - Very right wing people are apparently happier and having more sex. How conservative is South Africa? Is the mass media just a clickbait mess? Should we be forming our reality through the news and social media? Vladimir Putin is 67 going on 21, he’s in great…

16 Jan 2020 12AM 57 min

Fell off an age Cliff

16.01.20 Pt 1 - A member of the team is ageing poorly, thoughts and prayers. Children went back to school this week, Phumi is saving on juice and food costs... she’s delighted! Make-up has turned escorts into liars and this is a problem. We hear what a Gareth Cliff helpline…

15 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Fat Guys & Sex

15.01.20 Pt 2 - Is Oprah the queen of truth? Elizabeth Warren snubs Bernie's handshake. When have people done enough to be forgiven? We can possibly start learning in our sleep, is that good or bad? Trial by combat, is it still an option? Ladies need to give more fat…

15 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Kyalami Boets Fight!

15.01.20 Pt 1 - South African police don’t know the difference between left and right. Should they be killed for this, or is there a middle ground? After the Kyalami royal rumble of the year contender, the team wonders whether a shirt and sword should always be used together? The…

14 Jan 2020 11PM 58 min

Genetics & Genitals  

14.01.20 Pt 2 - Genetics is going to a new level. You can grow new organs, a penis or a hand. Meghan Markle’s sister is banned on Twitter. If Siya was rich he’d pay his family to hide the family secrets. Get the kettle on, the aliens will be here…

14 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 06 min

Roger is Great, She's Greta

14.01.20 Pt 1 - Is the 4-day work week a good idea? Does Roger Federer have to respond to Greta Thunberg? Siya is squeamish about road accidents. We’re working our doctors to death, how can we change this? And Gareth has turned his lab into a functional space where he'll…

13 Jan 2020 11PM 54 min

Vagina Wax… Candle Wax

13.01.20 Pt 2 - If you need to Netflix and chill and it’s the first date, get Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candles. Prince Harry is not just a redhead, he’s also an airhead. Love Island is in Cape Town now, the IQ of the city just took a massive hit…

13 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Facebook vs North Korea

13.01.20 Pt 1 - Is Gareth a pregnant woman? Wild animals are savage killers... who knew? Siya’s sisters need some training, they pee with the door open. Trump is the greatest tweeter Iran has ever seen. And is there more freedom in North Korea than working at Facebook?

12 Jan 2020 11PM 56 min

Vaginismus or Marriage?

10.01.20 Pt 2 - Ben says economics should be a compulsory subject in school. Will social media interactions make you happy? Send your nudes to doctors to avoid the shame of a consultation. Is it rude to be on your phone during a lunch with friends? Michelle Obama has huge…

10 Jan 2020 12AM 57 min

Magic Markle

10.01.20 Pt 1 - Has Meghan Markle made it to the top? Prince Harry left his baby in Canada, how boring is that? Did the royal family mate with horses? It turns out people don’t like Nazis. Bill Cosby reckons he’s Nelson Mandela... has the world gone mad? Roger Federer’s…

9 Jan 2020 11PM 56 min

Mince Pie King

09.01.20 Pt 2 - Were grannies better in the past? It turns out Siya is the king of mince pies. We’ve all heard of languages of love, are they real or a hoax? Democracy as we know it in the West might not be for everyone. How was ISIS contained…

9 Jan 2020 12AM 59 min

Let the Kids Play

09.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya loses his cool about the impending end of the royal family as we know It. #Megxit is upon us. Phumi's 'staycation' was ruined by everyone else staying in Joburg over December. Siya’s family is now ”that family” who pitch up like a football team at…

8 Jan 2020 11PM 53 min

Trans Music or Person?

08.01.20 Pt 2 - Is rap music back again? If you can’t spell, learn how to spell then tell people you don’t need to learn such. Is Bernie Sanders too hip to be a hippie? If you work with hippies, are there any KPIs? If you say you are not…

8 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min