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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
2436 – 2456

Siya's Spielberg Saga

03.02.20 Pt 1 - Siya's birthday wasn't the silent retreat he had hoped for... Spielberg could have directed it. Mugged, guns, blocked cards and Oprah were all involved! The bank doesn't believe Siya is himself, what a world. If you have coronavirus-carrying friends, you can get paid time off work…
2 Feb 2020 11PM 56 min

Calvin Klein for cats 

31.01.20 Pt 2 - Annie Lennox is the heart of stone who held back the Eurythmics apparently. Siya sure likes the bone. It turns out, Siya is also the fifth Golden Girl. Big cats like Calvin Klein, but domestic cats like Mont Blanc as a scent. Is East London just…
31 Jan 2020 12AM 59 min

Subaru killed the radio star

31.01.20 Pt 1 - The Subaru is a murder vehicle. Ben is off to a real house party, it’s the way to be single. Sambuca is a gateway to adulthood. How did we name Coronavirus? Ben is dying, he is old and it’s sad. Human traffickers can’t be fired at…
30 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Harrismith is the future

30.01.20 Pt 2 - What is freedom? Can we be free as individuals or do we need government? The citizens of Harrismith may very well have shown us how the communities of the future will work. Being poor doesn’t mean you are stupid, let’s keep that in mind. Is social…
30 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 02 min

MAGA hat & chill

30.01.20 Pt 1 - January is the month of least money. Siya’s sister sent an 8 minute voice note... is she a monster? What should the limit be for voice notes? If you witness a hijacking, should you report it? Middle-aged women are the new hijack bosses, problem is they…
29 Jan 2020 11PM 58 min

SA university bans booze

29.01.20 Pt 2 - Stellenbosch University has banned booze, is this the second coming of a Stalin-like state? Rhodes University, is it a drinking club or a place to get an undergrad? Dear society, not everybody has to love your kids, don’t bring them to restaurants. If you eat meat,…
29 Jan 2020 12AM 56 min

UFC Sangweni style

29.01.20 Pt 1 - Is Siya too humble for his own good? Mfundo and Mbulelo... one of them must change their name because it’s becoming a nightmare to differentiate. Is Gareth the whitest name ever, or is Mbulelo a white guy with spray tan? Moms are carrying baseball bats now,…
28 Jan 2020 11PM 55 min

Bezos extortion: Take 2

28.01.20 Pt 2 - How good looking are your really? Please be realistic when trying to find a partner as well, stay in your lane. Stokvels are on course to nett just under $5 billion dollars in 2020. Gareth fell asleep at the opera, is he a neanderthal? Jeff Bezos…
28 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 08 min

Siya maid it

28.01.20 Pt 1 - How long should a Christmas tree be up? People still have one up in January... are they animals? Is maid the wrong term? Siya’s maid didn’t come back and he's traumatised. Should the people who clean your house be allowed to bring their boyfriend? The drug…
27 Jan 2020 11PM 58 min

Are the Grammys fixed?

27.01.20 Pt 2 - Siya gives the Grammy speech of the decade and brings the house down. It got emotional. There are 5 Americans diagnosed with the Coronavirus, is this the end for us all? The real solution is that anyone you encounter with a cough, don’t go near them!…
27 Jan 2020 12AM 1 hr 10 min

RIP Kobe Bryant

27.01.20 Pt 1 - Kobe Bryant has passed away at the age of 41... RIP 'The Black Mamba'. Can we imagine a world where we don’t have to work? Six-year-olds don’t need presents people, they’re just going to throw them away or chew them. The next Batman might be in…
26 Jan 2020 11PM 51 min

Amazon & Dick Pics

24.01.20 Pt 2 - Kigali is cleaner than South Africa, should we be beating citizens who litter? Would that help? High Rob is in a nightmare with his visa, but he’s chilled. Ben tells us about the best places to play golf in South Africa. The science is in, don’t…
24 Jan 2020 12AM 59 min

Felicia Mabuza not so Suttle

24.01.20 Pt 1 - Siya’s shirt can only be called what it is, “a situation!” Felicia has never been subtle and just so you know, she’s from Atlanta darling! Is Dr Phil an enabler? Ben’s Tinder is filled with trolls. His high council is advising him to get out there…
23 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

Putin has the Power

23.01.20 Pt 2 - What is the NHI actually going to cost the South African taxpayer? Is Tito Mboweni playing chicken with the SAA bailout situation? Kanthan Pillay has been racially profiled zero times under Trump, he was racially profiled 7 times under Obama... yes you can! It looks like…
23 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min

Goodbye Terry Jones

23.01.20 Pt 1 - If you want to change South African politics, head to Bruma. Gareth aspired to become a political figure, but then he realised he rather wanted to enjoy his life. Terry Jones, the great Monty Python actor, has sadly passed on. Life of Brian is a must…
22 Jan 2020 11PM 59 min

Trump vs Greta

22.01.20 Pt 2 - Travel is going to become easier to Europe, or so they say. The Schengen Visa will reward you if you come from a rich country and your fellow countrymen have behaved in Europe. 15% of the world’s earth surface is now protected, that’s awesome! Gord is…
22 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Lesbians just want Love

22.01.20 Pt 1 - Should lesbians be allowed to get married with Christians at Beloftesbos? People are getting married at slave plantations, is this madness or just 2020 things being done by 2020 people? Keeping food for longer, science or stupidity? If you're irritated, scratch your balls. And Gord has…
21 Jan 2020 11PM 54 min

He’s Over Grier

21.01.20 Pt 2 - If you could be rich and anonymous, who would you be? Batman is not a real choice. For $36K you can freeze your body and be brought back to life whenever you want. It’s the Super Bowl baby, who will win... JLo’s booty or Shakira’s? Who…
21 Jan 2020 12AM 53 min

Siyafunda with Mfundo

21.01.20 Pt 1 - Do you know how to say the days of the week in isiZulu? If not come and funda with Mfundo. Phumi is getting 'witchcrafted'. Should our kids learn more than one language, if so which ones? The rhinos and Afrikaans might die, evolution is a nasty…
20 Jan 2020 11PM 57 min

The Prince is dead, long live Andrew

20.01.20 Pt 2 - Prince Harry has made a painful speech about not being an official prince anymore. Prince Andrew is sucking up to his mom now because he’s unemployed and has time. Is Queen Elizabeth too old to be stressed? If you are a Prince, get your wife a…
20 Jan 2020 12AM 54 min
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