The Gareth Cliff Show

Mol is a 'her hole'

21.02.20 Pt 1 - Dudu Myeni is an expert in governance. How do you screw up SAA - it’s a cash cow designed for you to win? Leigh-Ann Mol is a human and not the queen of Phuza Thursday. If Jennifer Rush reads this, Gareth is sorry. Is the death…

20 Feb 2020 11PM 50 min

One job for Cyril... just one

20.02.20 Pt 2 - Mhlanganisi Madlongolwana - say that twice without tripping up. The man with a tongue twister title says he is an analyst in recovery, and he didn’t realise that in his sabbatical he’d find American working class reality shows are his vice. Kanthan's expectations for Cyril have…

20 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 21 min

Margot Robbie... nuff said

20.02.20 Pt 1 - Pinky is in her third year as a Joburger, and she is feeling settled. Cape Town people don’t welcome you in, even after 15 years of knowing you. Mbulelo and Jane have a Friday fight over a cooldrink, it got hectic... WW3. Margot Robbie won a…

19 Feb 2020 11PM 51 min

Bathobile the boss

19.02.20 Pt 2 - The criminal minds in South Africa are possibly some of the most refined in the country. The real question should be, how good are South Africans at stealing? Bathobile Mlangeni is a mastermind criminal who stole R4 million from a cash in transit depot, catch her…

19 Feb 2020 12AM 50 min

Dudu the delinquent

19.02.20 Pt 1 - Siya is inspired after attending a talk by Fred Roed. It is great to hang around people who want a better life. Gareth reveals he fears that his dentist might be Dr Frankenstein. Is it important that your dentist is nice to you? Why do people…

18 Feb 2020 11PM 53 min

Google falls (Cape) Flat

18.02.20 Pt 2 - If there is stuff on your phone that you don’t like, how likely are you to be blackmailed for that? If you need to find someone, don't expect the Melville shooter sketch artist to help you. Google are doing their best to give people free wifi,…

18 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 13 min

Keith Sweat & Velvet

18.02.20 Pt 1 - Was Keith Sweat the Idris Elba of the 90s? Phumi got nothing from her son for Valentine's Day, these 12-year-old girls are triggering her by taking his attention away from her. Photos came with no warning in the past, just a massive flash! Is it possible…

17 Feb 2020 11PM 49 min

Lamborghini in white

17.02.20 Pt 2 - If you have a baby, be careful which camera lady you get. The kidnapping photographer is on the loose. The price of American wine is dropping, it's business 101... supply and demand and all that ‘ey. A South African student who was thought to be dead…

17 Feb 2020 12AM 53 min

Putin, Cyril & Trump meet the Devil

17.02.20 Pt 1 - What do you with spare food as an adult who lives alone? Is lamb expensive, or can the old people tell you which butcher to go to to get the best price? A-ha were fantastic, they’ve aged like fine wine. Kidney failure... is it a real…

16 Feb 2020 11PM 53 min

Jane Fonda gets physical!

14.02.20 Pt 2 - Jane Fonda looks like she could be 35 and she’s in her 80s... so if you want to look good, “Let’s get physical!” There is fascinating evidence coming out of the helicopter disaster which killed Kobe Bryant. Trigonometry is possibly older than we first thought, what…

14 Feb 2020 12AM 58 min

Siya the feeder

14.02.20 Pt 1 - If you have a weirdly shaped head, get a hat or hair plugs! If your partner was in an accident and they lost limbs, how long would you stay with them? Why is getting into offices so hard in 2020... what next, a blood sample? Mfundo…

13 Feb 2020 11PM 49 min

Ace Magashule & Pierneef... who knew?

13.02.20 Pt 2 - Is Cyril Ramaphosa a superhero or just a statue? Ace Magashule - art collector or just a political figure who bought a painting without the knowledge that it cost R8m of taxpayers' money? If people become apathetic to politics, what will happen to society at large?…

13 Feb 2020 12AM 53 min

The Pen is Mightier than the WhatsApp

13.02.20 Pt 1 - If your neck is sore, get a better pillow... you savage! Siya matters to us again, he has a phone. Are the phones actually watching us and will they derail our cars without us knowing? SONA is today - is Cyril just a liar in an…

12 Feb 2020 11PM 54 min

Dolly Parton's massive hits

12.02.20 Pt 2 - Dolly Parton has lots of big hits, the biggest being on her chest. The hole under the door in a public bathroom is useful, but could also be embarrassing if you need to go for a number 2. Having said that, when you have defiled a…

12 Feb 2020 12AM 58 min

How many Feminists can you fit in a Lift?

12.02.20 Pt 1 - Pile on the abuse... it’ll build character. Adversity in small doses has never killed anyone! Today Gord and Gareth identify as women. The deepest question of the millennium is how many feminists can you fit in a lift? Fact checking when reading headlines is important, don’t…

11 Feb 2020 11PM 53 min

Mandela’s Emancipation Day

11.02.20 Pt 2 - It’s been 30 years since Nelson Mandela was released from prison. What a day! Winnie Mandela - hero or villain? Are today’s 8-year-olds smarter than 8-year-olds 30 years ago? The Oscars were this weekend, does anybody still care? Renée Zellweger is more plastic in her face…

11 Feb 2020 12AM 58 min

Siya’s SIM shambles

11.02.20 Pt 1 - Siya’s getting a new number, madness or liberation of the soul? Gareth gives Siya counselling about drawing lines for people, and it’s magical. It's micro aggression Tuesday. If you win the lottery, get an awesome car, drive past your ex partner’s house and then drive past…

10 Feb 2020 11PM 52 min

Bearded ladies & boring Oscars

10.02.20 Pt 2 - The back of the throat can build a singing career. It’s raining in Australia, good or bad? Puppy farms in Australia are now illegal. How come we are so fascinated with women who have beards? Shouting “I have coronavirus!" on an aeroplane is not a cool…

10 Feb 2020 12AM 59 min

Cocaine in Business Class

10.02.20 Pt 1 - If you are a player, how do you keep it together? Gareth Cliff might have coronavirus. Is rain good or just destructive? One crow is bad luck, two is a nice meal. Is South Africa ripe for a coup d’état? Siya gives his movie review of…

9 Feb 2020 11PM 54 min

Stripper salary shenanigans  

07.02.20 Pt 2 - Leigh-Ann and Bob Marley are kindred spirits. Siya has always said, “love is all you need.” If you have dreadlocks, mould is in there. Julio Iglesias set the bar too high for Enrique. The rule in life is that you shouldn’t panic, unless you have coronavirus…

7 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 04 min