The Gareth Cliff Show

Ariana not so Grande

02.03.20 Pt 1 - Can everyone on Earth sing? Even if you can sing, it’s not that impressive. How old is Madonna really? The notion that Bob Dylan is a good singer should make us all sick. If you want to go skiing in Italy, you might die. Ariana Grande…

1 Mar 2020 11PM 45 min

Spielberg's daughter does porn now

28.02.20 Pt 2 - STIs and fashion have been linked for a long long time. Charles II was not shy to throw his sexual prowess. Spielberg’s daughter is becoming a porn star now. Is your kidney a brewery without you knowing it? Leigh-Ann shares the ultimate walk of shame story…

28 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 05 min

How many Fridays until you die?

28.02.20 Pt 1 - How many Fridays are left until you die? Is Donald Trump the right man to take advice from regarding coronavirus? Have you ever had a partner who literally drives you over the edge? Tshwane is not that bad people, get over it. A gay list is…

27 Feb 2020 11PM 47 min

Toby Shapshak & Stuff

26.02.20 Pt 2 - Good for the taxpayer, but not good for the state coffers. This is the outlook on the 2020 Budget Speech from Prof. Andre Roux of Stellenbosch University. If you want to fly from Joburg to Cape Town on SAA, be ready to sell a kidney because…

27 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 03 min

Food, Fashion & Philistines

27.02.20 Pt 1 - What is in your food - do you care or are you just too hungry to give a toss? Henry Ford gave us the production line and the 8-5 workday... is he a genius or a monster? If you nap at the theatre are you a…

26 Feb 2020 11PM 49 min

Mamba Out!

26.02.20 Pt 2 – As a parent, is it okay to leave your 14-year-old at the airport so you can take a break from them? Kobe Bryant’s life was celebrated at The Staples Center last night, and his wife gave a eulogy of the highest calibre… R.I.P Black Mamba. Nobody…

26 Feb 2020 12AM 55 min

Meals in the bath?

26.02.20 Pt 1 - Can people smell their own armpits? Pilchards are being recalled in South Africa, are we expecting another shutdown? Eggs in your canned sardines, it’s free caviar... not for Leigh-Ann! Spam in your email inbox is something you need to manage. Siya eats in his bed and…

25 Feb 2020 11PM 50 min

So where to Soweto? 

25.02.20 Pt 2 - The planned economic shutdown of South Africa is fully underway, what effects will this have if any? Should Soweto residents be made to pay for the services they are crying out for? Are avocados a superfood, or are they just expensive baby food? The ministers in…

25 Feb 2020 12AM 55 min

Weinstein is Guilty

25.02.20 Pt 1 - Ash Wednesday… what are you going to give up this year for lent? Is a thumb important, or is it just a nice to have? Bill Cosby supports Harvey Weinstein, what a shocker! Bill Clinton joins us and has his say on Harvey’s fate. Is Martha…

24 Feb 2020 11PM 53 min

Matthew Perry still has Friends

24.02.20 Pt 2 - Bullying is a bad thing, we all agree already people. Coronavirus is not that bad, flu is so much worse. 90s cult show, Friends is making a comeback and Matthew Perry will be delighted to get the pay cheque. The new ad from Nando’s is sensational,…

24 Feb 2020 12AM 58 min

Aussie slang lessons

24.02.20 Pt 1 - How long does it take to get good at talking into a microphone? What happens when you get dragged to a play with friends and then you have to dress up, where does the madness end? In breaking news, we survived the asteroid. Fair dinkum, Margot…

23 Feb 2020 11PM 53 min

Cindy has no Substitute 

21.02.20 Pt 2 - The MGM group has had their database hacked, now you can find out where Selena Gomez has stayed. When celebrities stay in hotels what names do they use? Micheal Bloomberg gets absolutely ripped apart in Nevada by the rest of the Democrat nominees. Jane Dutton and…

21 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 27 min

Mol is a 'her hole'

21.02.20 Pt 1 - Dudu Myeni is an expert in governance. How do you screw up SAA - it’s a cash cow designed for you to win? Leigh-Ann Mol is a human and not the queen of Phuza Thursday. If Jennifer Rush reads this, Gareth is sorry. Is the death…

20 Feb 2020 11PM 50 min

One job for Cyril... just one

20.02.20 Pt 2 - Mhlanganisi Madlongolwana - say that twice without tripping up. The man with a tongue twister title says he is an analyst in recovery, and he didn’t realise that in his sabbatical he’d find American working class reality shows are his vice. Kanthan's expectations for Cyril have…

20 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 21 min

Margot Robbie... nuff said

20.02.20 Pt 1 - Pinky is in her third year as a Joburger, and she is feeling settled. Cape Town people don’t welcome you in, even after 15 years of knowing you. Mbulelo and Jane have a Friday fight over a cooldrink, it got hectic... WW3. Margot Robbie won a…

19 Feb 2020 11PM 51 min

Bathobile the boss

19.02.20 Pt 2 - The criminal minds in South Africa are possibly some of the most refined in the country. The real question should be, how good are South Africans at stealing? Bathobile Mlangeni is a mastermind criminal who stole R4 million from a cash in transit depot, catch her…

19 Feb 2020 12AM 50 min

Dudu the delinquent

19.02.20 Pt 1 - Siya is inspired after attending a talk by Fred Roed. It is great to hang around people who want a better life. Gareth reveals he fears that his dentist might be Dr Frankenstein. Is it important that your dentist is nice to you? Why do people…

18 Feb 2020 11PM 53 min

Google falls (Cape) Flat

18.02.20 Pt 2 - If there is stuff on your phone that you don’t like, how likely are you to be blackmailed for that? If you need to find someone, don't expect the Melville shooter sketch artist to help you. Google are doing their best to give people free wifi,…

18 Feb 2020 12AM 1 hr 13 min

Keith Sweat & Velvet

18.02.20 Pt 1 - Was Keith Sweat the Idris Elba of the 90s? Phumi got nothing from her son for Valentine's Day, these 12-year-old girls are triggering her by taking his attention away from her. Photos came with no warning in the past, just a massive flash! Is it possible…

17 Feb 2020 11PM 49 min

Lamborghini in white

17.02.20 Pt 2 - If you have a baby, be careful which camera lady you get. The kidnapping photographer is on the loose. The price of American wine is dropping, it's business 101... supply and demand and all that ‘ey. A South African student who was thought to be dead…

17 Feb 2020 12AM 53 min