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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
2372 – 2392

Crime doesn’t pay... unless you’re rich

18.03.20 Pt 1 - If it happens it happens. Covid-19 means you should stop talking to shop staff. Damon says he’s lived well and him dying is not a train smash. Blowing your nose can get you kicked out of the shops. Old age homes got locked down too late,…
18 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Only Pirates invest in Gold

17.03.20 Pt 2 - Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato are figures who need no introduction. Blind History season 3 is here! In episode one we take a journey back in time to the acropolis of Athens to explore the lives of the fathers of Western Philosophy, and what shaped their outlooks…
17 Mar 2020 1AM 58 min

Put on a shirt Gord!

17.03.20 Pt 1 - If you have a cold, you are dying... just accept that. In times when children have to be off school, au pairs should charge 10 times more than usual, supply and demand. As Covid-19 lockdowns rise, what personal projects will you take on board which you…
17 Mar 2020 12AM 54 min

The Spanish flu trumps Covid-19

16.03.20 Pt 2 - Is less consumption possible for human beings? The Spanish flu killed a lot of humans, we’ve been here before. Germany wants to send money for the Covid-19 test to South Africa… send the tests, we’ll never see that money! Bernie thinks Ebola is back, oh dear…
16 Mar 2020 1AM 1 hr 02 min

Cyril, Carlin & Covid

16.03.20 Pt 1 - Cyril was late for the biggest pandemic address of the nation in… ever! What does Covid-19 actually mean? What’s the most amount of people you should have at your wedding? If you cough and sneeze , we no longer say “bless you”... we just move away…
16 Mar 2020 12AM 57 min

Harvey Whine-stein

13.03.20 Pt 2 - The chickens have come home to roost for Harvey Weinstein, prompting him to whinge and moan about his sentencing. Decades later, the Clintons are still talking about the Monica Lewinsky scandal. What is it like to be quarantined because of the coronavirus? Find out as Gina…
13 Mar 2020 1AM 47 min

Corona-viral

13.03.20 Pt 1 - It's the weekend baby! However, Covid-19 has some nasty outcomes for your toiletry shopping and international travels. When in Rome, you should stay in Rome... Italy is shut down. Trump gives travels from Europe the middle finger, but of course there's always a loophole in the…
13 Mar 2020 12AM 47 min

What do governments spend their money on?

12.03.20 Pt 2 - The NICD is doing great work, let’s not wrap them up in the ANC mess of incompetence. What do governments spend their funds on in general? If you are having any trouble from a report on CNN, take the Donald Trump approach. Measures of austerity at…
12 Mar 2020 1AM 49 min

Tom Hanks married Wilson... Rita Wilson

12.03.20 Pt 1 - Tom Hanks is basically dead, he’s got Covid-19. Saudi Arabia is under internal turmoil, the king is under siege. Vlad Putin is a gentleman, he just has a bad temper. Gareth’s finger is fine, coronavirus has no chance of killing him. If you need advice on…
12 Mar 2020 12AM 56 min

Suggestions from Morons

11.03.20 Pt 2 - Should we give our kids better quality poetry to read, or is that what iPads and YouTube are for? Does being nice matter at all? Donald Trump has just crushed the Democrats on Twitter before going to bed. Our loyal listener Vinnie rocked the show, he…
11 Mar 2020 1AM 1 hr 03 min

Putin & Zombies

11.03.20 Pt 1 - Is death your only salvation, or is touching your penis the only nirvana available on Earth? Are there good reasons to change your mind, or should everything be a good idea? What’s the best case scenario once you kick the bucket? Is language yours, or can…
11 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Are Komodo dragons the ultimate feminists?

10.03.20 Pt 2 - How do we deal with race relations when things start to get wonky in the workplace? Komodo dragons are doing it for the sisters. If you wear a nose ring, you are letting everyone know that things are never going to get serious. Amanda Bynes assures…
10 Mar 2020 1AM 52 min

Stairway to Heaven or Hell?

10.03.20 Pt 1 - If you are going to panic, where are you going to do this panicking? Which businesses will win because of coronavirus? Dubai’s World Show sounds like the best thing in history. If you can expose your kids to the world, do it... they’ll thank you later…
10 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Coronavirus porn is here

09.02.20 Pt 2 - Super fan Sara Mwaniki joins us, and she reveals that she is in love with a spandex-loving cyclist. Cyclists are sexy, which is news to most, but love is a good thing no matter the price for the soul. Would you lie about having Covid-19 just…
9 Mar 2020 1AM 50 min

Kim Jong the rocket man 

09.03.20 Pt 1 - When you wake up early, don’t go back to sleep... it’s too risky. Toilet paper is the new platinum standard, in Australia two ladies took it deadly seriously. A news headline to give people - you are not going to die, calm down! Are meetings in…
9 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Loo roll is white gold

06.03.20 Pt 2 - Vodka is not a hand sanitiser. Toilet paper is like gold at the moment, would you kill for the last roll at a supermarket? Don’t go to Italy, you might never come back. If you live in Modena, champagne may come out of your tap... cheers…
6 Mar 2020 12AM 50 min

Love under the bridge

06.03.20 Pt 1 - The secret in life is not to panic… just run! Should we stay away from everyone in KZN, even if they are our family? Covid-19 is a real thing and it’s in South Africa. The leadership of Singapore has declared there’s nothing to worry about, they’re…
5 Mar 2020 11PM 48 min

Tokyo Sexwale & moral fibre

05.03.20 Pt 2 - Can publishers in South Africa afford to be sued and go through the legal process? Fuel hikes are less than ideal for the people on the ground... taxi fares go up, bread costs more, and it’s going that way for South Africa soon. Being a high-level…
5 Mar 2020 12AM 58 min

To err is human, to Cliffology is divine

05.03.20 Pt 1 - Sex Education, is it based on Siya’s real life? Great show, must watch! Cliffology is a religion one should get behind, all you need to do is slice a finger and you are in... #ThoughtsAndPrayers. How fat is it okay to be? The best book ever…
4 Mar 2020 11PM 51 min

Don’t plan a murder while on acid

04.03.20 Pt 2 - Gareth cut his finger while trying to be Gordon Ramsay. When a fat white guy is twerking, should we shame or encourage him? A drunk hand job can tear your foreskin and also kill you in your sleep. Brad Pitt looks great in Once Upon a…
4 Mar 2020 12AM 42 min
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