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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
2356 – 2376

World War 7... don't ask

30.03.20 Pt 1 - WW7 is upon us and if you can hear us you made it. We skipped straight from WW2 to 7, we're not mathematicians. How badly do you want your pre-lockdown life back? Leigh-Ann Mol gets very real with us about how she's dealing with #Lockdown2020. If…
30 Mar 2020 12AM 52 min

If it's taller than a shrub, it's a tree

27.03.20 Pt 2 - The people one has to feel for are those in a sordid affair in general life, how do you carry on getting saucy nookie on the side in these #Lockdown2020 times? Michael Flax is basically trying to start a swanky kibbutz in the northern suburbs of…
27 Mar 2020 1AM 54 min

Bubble bubble, Markle & trouble

27.03.20 Pt 1 - Day one of #Lockdown2020 and we have the Mol cat report, live from Leigh-Ann's feeding room. What would you do in a real purge? Is drug dealing an honourable side hustle? If you are a lawyer, how do you know if a case is urgent... like…
27 Mar 2020 12AM 1 hour

Zombies in Knysna

26.03.20 Pt 2 - The Garden Route in South Africa is a place of civility, even in this inevitable period of zombies rising up to kill us all. One tricky question we have to answer now is whether gun owners are a threat to the society at large, or not…
26 Mar 2020 1AM 1 hr 03 min

Sangweni kingdom has a new queen

26.03.20 Pt 1 - Siya got to realise that things have changed in the Sangweni household, he's been knocked down a bit... from queen to princess. Are we already living in a zombie nation, or are people just desperate for that last can of baked beans because of the #CovidLockdown?…
26 Mar 2020 12AM 53 min

Kenny knew when to fold 'em

25.03.20 Pt 2 - Social media has ironically become a cesspool in a time when people are forced to use it to be social... maybe we should return to cat videos and nothing more. In a week where the world lost Kenny Rogers and Sol Kerzner, the big focus is…
25 Mar 2020 1AM 53 min

Straight guys & air kisses

25.03.20 Pt 1 - As South Africa gears up for Day 1 of #Lockdown, Oprah has already had Stedman in the guesthouse for weeks. Siya will be dressed like a ninja when going to Durban. Belgium has not banned all sex - just threesomes and the like, calm down. Will…
25 Mar 2020 12AM 59 min

Laptops are not vinyls

24.03.20 Pt 2 - We have to work - even at home, and that is scary because the bath is impossible to use as a desk. Redhill’s Red Radio is a youth station at Redhill High School and it has something to offer everybody. Don’t scratch your laptop, it’s not…
24 Mar 2020 1AM 1 hr 02 min

Kubler-Ross & Chill

24.03.20 Pt 1 - Stakeholders made Cyril late. Will South Africans cooperate with #Lockdown2020? Siya is at stage 3 of Elisabeth Kubler-Ross’ cycle of trauma relief. What are the special skills you could learn in the Covid-19 lockdown? And be warned... if you don’t buy condoms, you might be on…
24 Mar 2020 12AM 56 min

A virgin Bachelor & a return from China

23.03.20 Pt 2 - What will the world look like post-Covid? The Olympics might get cancelled, and that is a sad reality for humans who have trained for four years. There was a virgin bachelor who made the show boring, who has coronavirus now... but he’s not a virgin anymore,…
23 Mar 2020 1AM 58 min

Big foreheads are cool

23.03.20 Pt 1 - The thing about under-reacting in Covid-19 times is that the downside is death, and that doesn’t sound fun. Having said this, should you become friends with anyone in your complex, because what happens when you get healthy? How should you handle being stuck at a wedding…
23 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Bats don’t brush their teeth

20.03.20 Pt 2 - Should we laugh at people who claim to have symptoms of Covid-19? There’s a doctor who says sex will save your life in these diseased times. One of the leading sages of our time, Cardi B, says “Coronavirus, this shit is real!” High Rob is taking…
20 Mar 2020 1AM 1 hour

Empty shelves & eating in the bath

20.03.20 Pt 1 - How long is too long to be shopping? Lauren in London says they’re also going bonkers with store shelves being empty. Flying is a germ-filled experience... is it possible to avoid coronavirus on a plane, or are you doomed? Oprah and Siya are both eating like…
20 Mar 2020 12AM 56 min

The healing power of golf

19.03.20 Pt 2 - Certain tribes are just better at cleaning their backside, let’s accept that. Is the rise of technocracies a threat to civil liberty? Is government intelligence run like James Bond runs his operation, or is it just a normal day job? Schabir Shaik - who loves golf…
19 Mar 2020 1AM 1 hr 03 min

Michael Jackson… patient zero

19.03.20 Pt 1 - Is Cyril’s government back in business with all this rule making? How will businesses treat their hiring and firing in these times of austerity? When the chips are down, the best business minds will survive - we explore which industries are doing well. South Africans have…
19 Mar 2020 12AM 56 min

Porn, Pregnancy & Social Distancing

18.03.20 Pt 2 - Big Brother Germany has really created magical television by telling the unsuspecting housemates about Covid-19. There was a seminal moment where for a second it sounded like Gareth was giving Damon a compliment, touching stuff. Mel Brooks’ son has a social distancing video for the ages…
18 Mar 2020 1AM 51 min

Crime doesn’t pay... unless you’re rich

18.03.20 Pt 1 - If it happens it happens. Covid-19 means you should stop talking to shop staff. Damon says he’s lived well and him dying is not a train smash. Blowing your nose can get you kicked out of the shops. Old age homes got locked down too late,…
18 Mar 2020 12AM 51 min

Only Pirates invest in Gold

17.03.20 Pt 2 - Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato are figures who need no introduction. Blind History season 3 is here! In episode one we take a journey back in time to the acropolis of Athens to explore the lives of the fathers of Western Philosophy, and what shaped their outlooks…
17 Mar 2020 1AM 58 min

Put on a shirt Gord!

17.03.20 Pt 1 - If you have a cold, you are dying... just accept that. In times when children have to be off school, au pairs should charge 10 times more than usual, supply and demand. As Covid-19 lockdowns rise, what personal projects will you take on board which you…
17 Mar 2020 12AM 54 min

The Spanish flu trumps Covid-19

16.03.20 Pt 2 - Is less consumption possible for human beings? The Spanish flu killed a lot of humans, we’ve been here before. Germany wants to send money for the Covid-19 test to South Africa… send the tests, we’ll never see that money! Bernie thinks Ebola is back, oh dear…
16 Mar 2020 1AM 1 hr 02 min
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