The Gareth Cliff Show

The Tupperware Rapture

20.05.20 Pt 1 - Joe Rogan has proven to be the most magnetic figure in the information game, and he just made bank. The nature of routine is good for you, especially in lockdown. Gotham is fantastic trash. We've all had one rich person who we just visited for their…

20 May 2020 12AM 58 min

Two boyfriends, one lockdown

19.05.20 Pt 2 - If you can communicate effectively, there's no reason you can't get two boyfriends during lockdown. Don't run with a mask, you might die. It turns out in order to step down as Prime Minister of Lesotho, you need to be accused of killing your ex-wife. JJ…

19 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Hottie on the Hill

19.05.20 Pt 1 - Having kids in lockdown is exhausting because of the incessant cooking. If you could just take a pill instead of needing food, would you? The secret with neighbours is to be chums, but not besties... people don't know their limits. Your first marriage should always be…

19 May 2020 12AM 54 min

Coconuts & zol DMs

18.05.20 Pt 2 - If you are a cat owner, you know they don't go in the rain. It's important to note in South Africa that the word coconut means two things... we love 'Jaboolaani'. Are you a neanderthal if you make a bad cup of tea? And in news…

18 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Cigars for the Cubans

18.05.20 Pt 1 - Unless there's cat vomit on your webinar, it's not great viewing. Chequebooks are ridiculous aren't they, it's 2020! Gareth might buy the Pope's car... bless him. You can socially distance and still preach the good word. And do Cubans just call them cigars?

18 May 2020 12AM 57 min

Nudes are a goldmine

15.05.20 Pt 2 - OnlyFans is changing the lives of humans all over the world... nudes are a goldmine! Is it easier to work with no kids? Leigh-Ann is adored by fans, find out just how much. Booze will be sold by surname apparently, get your lists in now to…

15 May 2020 1AM 58 min

Pity Playlists & Pyjamas

15.05.20 Pt 1 - Siya believes he deserves to sit in a dark room and listen to Stevie Wonder if he wants to. Cardi B might be the Oracle, she knew this pandemic was real. How do you say the Q in a Xhosa word? And e-commerce is finally wide…

15 May 2020 12AM 57 min

Masks & voting polls

14.05.20 Pt 2 - The medical fraternity did us no favours by not telling us to wear masks right away. What is the political cost of getting the policy around Covid-19 wrong? The political party in charge will change in 2024 - this was extrapolated in 2012 and sounded crazy,…

14 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 02 min

 Crushed Balls & Pillars of Salt

14.05.20 Pt 1 - President Cyril Ramaphosa has been reduced to being the stepfather of the nation. The nature of corruption seems to be about poor policy, make corruption legal... and Bob's your uncle. The Bible has officially declared that Lance Armstrong would not get into heaven. Nqobile Ngema, our…

14 May 2020 12AM 58 min

Empathy vs Anger

13.05.20 Pt 2 - Lauren Martin, Head of Teaching and Learning at the South African College of Applied Psychology, joins us to detail the trauma of being an addict during lockdown. We are keeping our shower game strong with episode 3 of Sorbet Man Shower Diaries... this week featuring Shahan…

13 May 2020 1AM 47 min

Sheeples & Karens

13.05.20 Pt 1 - If you live in a mansion, will you know - or is it just a house to you? Siya is bossing Ben around and he's not sure how he feels about that. Is President Cyril still alive? Dr Phil can help you with family confrontations. The…

13 May 2020 12AM 1 hr 12 min

Don't pull a baby on Twitter

12.05.20 Pt 2 - What Twitter has taught us is that it's a bad idea to drag a baby around on Twitter. Phumi just wants the best for Cyril, that's her story and she's sticking to it. The politicisation of Covid-19 has created a myriad of philosophical dilemmas for society…

12 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 08 min

“I'm not conceited, I'm convinced”

12.05.20 Pt 1 - We've lost two greats this week - Jerry Stiller and Little Richard... RIP. Art speaks to the soul like nothing else can. There are people who don't wash their feet and have pies from 25 years ago in their fridge, what a bunch of animals. Bikram…

12 May 2020 12AM 53 min

Kazakhstan is a paradise

11.05.20 Pt 2 - Are humanities subjects useless in 2020? Is there still room for public debate? The aim for this week is to keep Leigh-Ann buzzed. Kazakhstan is a better place to live in than Australia apparently. If you are 12 years old, get a 3D printer. What happens…

11 May 2020 1AM 51 min

Psychics, soaps & moon urine

11.05.20 Pt 1 - Psychic mediums might help you find a husband, but they'll also smudge your make-up. Hit making producers are all over the web right now. Fake news is not a problem, let the people live a little. South African TV productions are back, no kissing though. And…

11 May 2020 12AM 50 min

Meat Steeples & Ham Candles

08.05.20 Pt 2 - If you knew how Covid-19 would turn out, how would you have acted differently at the outset? A footballer in Germany has risen from the dead. What's the worst you have ever wished upon someone? Llamas might solve Covid-19. Josh Meltz and Adam Duxbury join us…

8 May 2020 1AM 55 min

“Homeless guy spat in my eye!”

08.05.20 Pt 1 - Leigh-Ann reveals why buying cream can be awkward. She has also had a 'vice Santa' come down her chimney. What happens if a homeless guy spits in your eye? Matt Groening might be a time traveller. Fat Adele and Luther were the best version of themselves…

8 May 2020 12AM 56 min

Sorry seems to be the hardest word

07.05.20 Pt 2 - Xoli Mngambi and Jane Dutton have been forced to apologise for giving an opinion on eNCA about NDZ. Do apologies work in public? Is the public tired of mainstream media? Is the lockdown a classist social measure? What does flattening the curve actually mean?

7 May 2020 1AM 59 min

RBG is still the law

07.05.20 Pt 1 - Siya designed his own matric dance outfit... is anyone shocked by this information? It must be tough being a tall 18-year-old, 32 waist 38 length clothing isn't easy to find. Should we prepare our parents for their own retirement? Ruth Bader Ginsburg is working from her…

7 May 2020 12AM 53 min

Don't cut the grass during lockdown

06.05.20 Pt 2 - Some hip-hop lyrics haven't aged well. If you cut your grass during lockdown, you might be in trouble. Jerome Levitz, Director at Fluxmans Attorneys, joins us to detail what to do if you get arrested during lockdown. What is the role of a father in the…

6 May 2020 1AM 40 min