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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
2276 – 2296

Last Dance with Twitter

28.05.20 Pt 1 - Is it reasonable for people to have rules for guests in the house? Is Bloemfontein actually the Frozen Tundra? What's all the hype about Michael Jordan's documentary? Madonna is apparently obsessed with size. Donald Trump hates Twitter, and he told us this on Twitter.
28 May 2020 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Erections VS Warts

27.05.20 Pt 2 - Cows are domesticated by humans sucking their nipples apparently. Damon reveals himself as the worst tea maker on the planet, and also tells a disturbing tale about growths on his back. If you moisturise, how do you dry out... have you heard of starfishing on a…
27 May 2020 1AM 56 min

Milking the stockpile

27.05.20 Pt 1 - Is this possibly Damon's last show ever? Gym is a place of spiritual sanctity for some... when are those opening? The Kalavari home has had to swap roles and it's been interesting. What type of lockdown human being are you? Level 5 - awesome haircut length,…
27 May 2020 12AM 58 min

How important is underwear really?

26.05.20 Pt 2 - Is not wearing underwear a serious social faux pas? If you want to be ready for the next pandemic, start planting seeds now that you can eat. A 113-year-old woman in Spain will inspire you with her will to live. Garlic is not only good for…
26 May 2020 1AM 52 min

Don't squirt me at the door

26.05.20 Pt 1 - Do clocks really matter in a global pandemic? Time has warped, how are we feeling about this? How many coronavirus roadblocks are there on the journey from Johannesburg to Durban? Shop local people, they need you! If you don't clean your mess, Phumi will judge you.
26 May 2020 12AM 59 min

Romantic Dolphins & Hitler’s Alligator

25.05.20 Pt 2 - Hydroxychloroquine is Trump's thing, let him live a little. His golf game is also getting some work, which is fair because of stress. If you love booze, bury your stash in the yard so the family doesn't get any... but be careful - Karens are everywhere!…
25 May 2020 1AM 46 min

Smoke & you won't Croak

25.05.20 Pt 1 - As of 1 June 2020, you are allowed to drink in South Africa... how much booze will you put into your body on that day? If you dry your underwear in a work colleague's office, should they get to shank you? Earthquakes should never end an…
25 May 2020 12AM 1 hr 04 min

Siya in the bin

22.05.20 Pt 2 - The trolley test truly does tell you if you are a good person or not, whether on a train track or at your local shops. Is Beyonce an icon? Nurses in bikinis in Russia are some solace for patients. Jack Lotter, the health and fitness guru,…
22 May 2020 1AM 1 hour

Womb of dust

22.05.20 Pt 1 - Noah seems to have figured out how to keep the peace with his wife during his flood enforced lockdown, what is your problem? Chinese police ooo stations in South Africa are not real are they? If you are beautiful, delete your Twitter account. And check your…
22 May 2020 12AM 52 min

Trump the Troll

21.05.20 Pt 2 - The Donald is taking medicine and the American media have lost their minds. Could this be why people have lost trust in the mainstream media? Are most people fit to run their personal lives, contrary to the way the government treats them? Where has the EFF…
21 May 2020 1AM 55 min

Moonshine & Stalin

21.05.20 Pt 1 - If you shame your mom into a beauty upgrade, is that so bad? 'Petty socialist' has now made the merch shelf on the interwebs. If you have a fridge being loaded onto the wrong truck, look out for Timothy Maurice before getting angry. Moonshine and Stalin…
21 May 2020 12AM 56 min

Don't steal from Peter to pay Paul

20.05.20 Pt 2 - Decimal Dan was around in a rather different time, and his maths wasn't great. When you are on Earth, the aim is to just win at all costs. If you are going to die, don't do it in the Eastern Cape, you literally have to stare…
20 May 2020 1AM 54 min

The Tupperware Rapture

20.05.20 Pt 1 - Joe Rogan has proven to be the most magnetic figure in the information game, and he just made bank. The nature of routine is good for you, especially in lockdown. Gotham is fantastic trash. We've all had one rich person who we just visited for their…
20 May 2020 12AM 58 min

Two boyfriends, one lockdown

19.05.20 Pt 2 - If you can communicate effectively, there's no reason you can't get two boyfriends during lockdown. Don't run with a mask, you might die. It turns out in order to step down as Prime Minister of Lesotho, you need to be accused of killing your ex-wife. JJ…
19 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Hottie on the Hill

19.05.20 Pt 1 - Having kids in lockdown is exhausting because of the incessant cooking. If you could just take a pill instead of needing food, would you? The secret with neighbours is to be chums, but not besties... people don't know their limits. Your first marriage should always be…
19 May 2020 12AM 54 min

Coconuts & zol DMs

18.05.20 Pt 2 - If you are a cat owner, you know they don't go in the rain. It's important to note in South Africa that the word coconut means two things... we love 'Jaboolaani'. Are you a neanderthal if you make a bad cup of tea? And in news…
18 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Cigars for the Cubans

18.05.20 Pt 1 - Unless there's cat vomit on your webinar, it's not great viewing. Chequebooks are ridiculous aren't they, it's 2020! Gareth might buy the Pope's car... bless him. You can socially distance and still preach the good word. And do Cubans just call them cigars?
18 May 2020 12AM 57 min

Nudes are a goldmine

15.05.20 Pt 2 - OnlyFans is changing the lives of humans all over the world... nudes are a goldmine! Is it easier to work with no kids? Leigh-Ann is adored by fans, find out just how much. Booze will be sold by surname apparently, get your lists in now to…
15 May 2020 1AM 58 min

Pity Playlists & Pyjamas

15.05.20 Pt 1 - Siya believes he deserves to sit in a dark room and listen to Stevie Wonder if he wants to. Cardi B might be the Oracle, she knew this pandemic was real. How do you say the Q in a Xhosa word? And e-commerce is finally wide…
15 May 2020 12AM 57 min

Masks & voting polls

14.05.20 Pt 2 - The medical fraternity did us no favours by not telling us to wear masks right away. What is the political cost of getting the policy around Covid-19 wrong? The political party in charge will change in 2024 - this was extrapolated in 2012 and sounded crazy,…
14 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 02 min
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