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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
2252 – 2272

 Don’t get murdered for a cookie

15.06.20 Pt 1 - Do people still actually care about the meaning of holidays, or is it just an excuse to sleep in? If your neighbours love Jesus, can you stop their sermon if it gets too loud? Careful not to go to CHAZ... you could get murdered for a…
15 Jun 2020 12AM 55 min

Is Fire the Devil's Work?

12.06.20 Pt 2 - Nqobile Ngema joins us to discuss the prickly relationship black people have with their own history, and whether certain archetypes create self-fulfilling prophecies which lead to continuous strife? Should companies take political stands? Why is fire still so interesting to us? James Suter then joins us…
12 Jun 2020 1AM 59 min

Oh My G.O.T

12.06.20 Pt 1 - Games of Thrones was like being in a marriage where you catch your wife cheating after what you thought was a valuable 20 years... both have a terrible ending. Boris Johnson is all for bonking! Are Mbulelo and Gareth wrong to shame overweight people? The reality…
12 Jun 2020 12AM 56 min

Cyril or NDZ?

11.06.20 Pt 2 - Is vilifying the rich a political game, or does it have teeth as an argument? How do you make your money work for you from an early age? Would NDZ have made a better president than Cyril Ramaphosa? Is nationalising the Central Bank an option for…
11 Jun 2020 1AM 59 min

Sangoma for the Covid

11.06.20 Pt 1 - If Covid-19 strikes, go find a sangoma... it's worth a bash. The Free State contributes less that 4% of the nation's tax, how is that possible for a place that big? Lockdown weight gain is real, time to get back to it. Not even a Belgian…
11 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Emperor Siya or Emperor Gord?

10.06.20 Pt 2 - Who would be the most benevolent dictator, Siya or Gord? Cancel culture has come for Little Britain... is satire dead? Is humour important, or are funny people just a nice to have? Ulrich Fobian joins us to discuss life's teachings through the eyes of a Westerner…
10 Jun 2020 1AM 52 min

Timbuk One vs Timbuk Two

10.06.20 Pt 1 - Mesh shirts in the gay community are very very 90s... that’s the breaking news from our chief gay reporter in the field, Siya Sangweni. There's a difference between the infantile and the grown-up tile. Timbuk One was nowhere near as good as Timbuk Two. Can history…
10 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Epstein & Chill

09.06.20 Pt 2 - You may not believe it, but Jeffrey Epstein had a life partner - her name is/was Ghislaine Maxwell... and she's missing. The Sun will give you 10 000 Pounds if you find her. Trump held the bible upside down, is he the Antichrist? Gareth speaks to…
9 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 07 min

Dead plants & parent Zoom calls

09.06.20 Pt 1 - Allowing plants to die are a sign that you should never become a parent. Could you imagine being part of a parent's evening Zoom call? What are New Zealand doing right to be open already? Taxis have raised prices by over 100% - is that ethical…
9 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Good cops & Bad cocks

08.06.20 Pt 2 - The games on your phone might be ageist. Is there anything more comical than a fat cop chasing a fat golfer? There's a controversial theory as to why Zimbabweans and Malawians don't get Covid-19. Warrick Kernes of Insaka eCommerce Academy joins us to discuss how the…
8 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hour

No bra birthday

08.06.20 Pt 1 - 43 is the new 40 and Leigh-Ann Mol is living proof of this scientific truth. Has lockdown pointed out to us who is of value? Are sportsmen and women grossly overpaid? Duccio's 'Madonna and Child' was great, but Madonna displaying her child on social media is…
8 Jun 2020 12AM 50 min

The only Gay Zulu in the Village

05.06.20 Pt 2 - Astronauts are people too, they have fears. What a world we live in where children can dream of lighting their farts. Are human beings inherently lazy? Imagine being the only gay Zulu in the village? Timothy Maurice then joins us to talk about the dangers of…
5 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 06 min

Girth at the bottom

05.06.20 Pt 1 - Is Siya a Japanese uncle? Can you imagine having to deliver a baby and the mom is a surgeon? There's a hangover at the Mol home as freedom is being rolled out to South Africans at large. For some people the dream is beer and their…
5 Jun 2020 12AM 52 min

Bobbies on the Beat

04.06.20 Pt 2 - Is the court ruling about the unconstitutional nature of lockdown a great win for society at large, or potential disaster for the health of the nation? Has the government managed South Africa correctly during Covid-19? What are we to make of rioters?
4 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 08 min

From the Palace to the holding cell

04.06.20 Pt 1 - Should you hold grudges, or just let it go? If you moved house during the pandemic, you deserve a medal. If you give somebody a horrible gift, what is an acceptable way for them to deal with that? Nobody wants to get Mbulelo as a gift…
4 Jun 2020 12AM 51 min

Drive-Ins & Drive-Thru Strip Clubs

03.06.20 Pt 2 - When you party, you really should do it like there's a world record which you are aiming for. Sean Binder and Lyle Masters join us to discuss Mother City Drive-In, which will take us all back to being able to gather to enjoy the arts. You…
3 Jun 2020 1AM 42 min

The Tale of Tunnel Bear

03.06.20 Pt 1 - If times become tough, you can just fire your cat. Singing at the drive thru... is that cool or just annoying for a minimum wage worker? If someone is fat, just presume they understand food - don't be a skinny Tunnel Bear using person, just trust…
3 Jun 2020 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Shawshank: Booze edition

02.06.20 Pt 2 - The Shawshank Redemption of the booze store is a tale for the ages. South Africans are not a bunch of rule following humans... perhaps that hasn't reached government ears. Phillip Hartmann from togetherforcapetown.com joins us to tell us about his venture to raise 3 million meals…
2 Jun 2020 1AM 55 min

Reality & Regifting

02.06.20 Pt 1 - It's back to reality for a very hungover South Africa, are we ready to leave Zoom meetings behind? Is level 3 an air pollution level? Marching bands were ushering in the booze yesterday, what is going on? If your business can't fit on one side of…
2 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Game, set, match - Roger that!

01.06.20 Pt 2 - Could Jack Dorsey leave San Francisco to live in Bloemfontein? RuPaul has got the gay community saying "for frack's sake!" The ladies on The Bachelor are of a better quality this year... is Covid great for romance? Tennis stars are richer than ever. Should vegans have…
1 Jun 2020 1AM 58 min
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