The Gareth Cliff Show

Clone A Willy

05.02.21 Pt 1 - Don’t mess with Leigh-Ann... she will teargas you! Siya sleeps with an iron next to him as a form of protection. Here’s a Valentine’s Day idea - clone your penis for your partner (let us know how that goes). Are titles truly that important?

4 Feb 2021 11PM 53 min

Why is Trump so quiet?

04.02.21 Pt 2 - Instead of pipelines, politicians will give you pipe dreams. Why are we not hearing from Trump, is it because he no longer has Twitter? Plus some constructive criticism from a GCS listener.

4 Feb 2021 12AM 57 min

Something Stinks!

04.02.21 Pt 1 - Birthday boy Siya is back! System offline - we can already see it as one tries to register to receive the vaccine. And Gareth shares quite a stinking video…

3 Feb 2021 11PM 51 min

Negative Reinforcement

03.02.21 Pt 2 - Gareth isn’t a fan of reality cooking shows, Sean gives us a rundown on crypto markets, Leigh-Ann used to collect stamps, and Randall has a music room where he connects with his record collection.

3 Feb 2021 12AM 1 hr 06 min

Fixing Family Feuds

03.02.21 Pt 1 - When is the right time to reconnect with a family member that you once had a fallout with? Is finding a crocodile in your pool the worst thing that could ever happen to you? And it’s Siya’s birthday… hip hip hooray!

2 Feb 2021 11PM 46 min

Drunk on Power

02.02.21 Pt 2 - Assuming that you would allow a chip to be placed in your head, what kind of ability would you love to gain? Dr Shevel shares his findings on the coronavirus, and how it multiplies better in an acidic environment. Henry Biddlecombe then breaks down what’s happening…

2 Feb 2021 12AM 51 min

Birthday Sex is on the Table

02.02.21 Pt 1 - Siya’s birthday is coming up and he’s going away with an ex that he recently reconnected with, so we all know what’s going to do down! The team is in search of a female voice, if you have any suggestions... send them our way. JJ Cornish…

1 Feb 2021 11PM 56 min

How Many Oranges Can You Eat in 30 Minutes?

01.02.21 Pt 2 - We all aim to be good people, but would you honestly swap out your life to help an animal give birth? The highest-paid person in the US might just surprise you. Eating 3 oranges in one sitting is a push, now imagine eating about 15 in…

1 Feb 2021 12AM 56 min

Pet Depression is a Real Thing

01.02.21 Pt 1 - Genuine question - what’s the point of Twitter? Animal depression is on the rise, especially with indoor cats. In the heat of the moment, if you found out your partner was cheating on you... what would you do?

31 Jan 2021 11PM 57 min

Bootleg Booze & Bad Driving

29.01.21 Pt 2 - Leigh-Ann's motivation for buying bootleg booze is to save the wine farms... and because she wants alcohol. Between Gareth, Siya and Leigh-Ann who do you think is the worst driver? Teacher and GCS listener, Gabriella Borowsky, shares her opinion on how school is not only about…

29 Jan 2021 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Different, but Not the Same

29.01.21 Pt 1 - Siya was in a car accident and doesn't know how to respond to people being worried about him. If push came to shove, would you join a protest - or simply sit it out? Remember the good old days of saving up to buy a CD…

28 Jan 2021 11PM 55 min

Homeschooling Hell

28.01.21 Pt 2 - Phumi is counting down the days until private schools open, as she has had it with homeschooling! David Smith, the Guardian's Washington DC bureau chief who is based in the epicentre of all US politics, joins the team to discuss what’s happening in America.

28 Jan 2021 12AM 57 min

You Can’t Live in your Own Fantasy

28.01.21 Pt 1 - Nothing is more humbling than falling in public... nothing! The world is what it is, so should we just go ahead and open up churches? "We are growing, not dying" says Mbulelo as he bids the team farewell to focus on CliffCentral Sport.

27 Jan 2021 11PM 50 min

Is that Beer Toxic?

27.01.21 Pt 2 - Gareth and Damon have a bit of a tiff about a beer ad that was recently banned for promoting ‘toxic masculinity’. For some odd reason, Damon can't stop thinking about penises, and we have a serious question to ask... how do you hide R130 million?

27 Jan 2021 12AM 56 min

Lockdown Loneliness

27.01.21 Pt 1 - Sometimes being right is overrated, according to one of our listeners who took part in this week's One Thing for the Week challenge. Set your reminders and clear your diaries as Jacob Zuma’s baby mama is set to star in ‘Real Housewives of Durban’. Could we…

26 Jan 2021 11PM 54 min

Diving for Diamonds

26.01.21 Pt 2 - You either let things happen to you... or you make things happen. Getting fined R1000 for not wearing a mask sounds absolutely ridiculous - but is it truly unfair, considering people have been arrested for for much less under lockdown? GCS listener Michael Cooke joins the…

26 Jan 2021 12AM 53 min

What are you Willing to Give Up?

26.01.21 Pt 1 - “Discipline is freedom” according to Mbulelo. Living hand to mouth is a reality for most, but if you truly want to be successful you need to learn discipline... especially when it comes to money. We catch up with our American friend Debi Droke - who won…

25 Jan 2021 11PM 56 min

Would You Eat a Hippo?

25.01.21 Pt 2 - Word on the Twitter streets is that the Fourways hippo was found and slaughtered... but who on Earth eats a hippo? Gareth raves about a TV show he recently discovered and thinks everyone should watch. John Berks then joins the show for a tribute to broadcasting…

25 Jan 2021 12AM 55 min

Cheating with a Married Man

25.01.21 Pt 1 - Watch out world, Siya is bringing leopard print back into fashion. What advice would you give Siya's friend who confessed to cheating with a married man? Fun fact... there was a discovery of a dinosaur’s anus!

24 Jan 2021 11PM 56 min

Touch, but Don't Break a Thing

22.01.21 Pt 2 - A man got so drunk that he changed his name to Celine Dion... but the real question is, will he keep it? Is Siya being rude for making his roommate pour her champagne out into a cheaper glass after they made a toast with crystal?

22 Jan 2021 12AM 1 hr 02 min