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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
1856 – 1876

Jingle Giggles

07.04.21 Pt 1 - “I wanna be a Simba chippie” is just one of the many jingles that the guys reminisce about... feeling old yet? At your big old age, are you still able to do long division? And Sean Sanders is back to update the team about the world…
7 Apr 2021 12AM 55 min

Injection of Hope

06.04.21 Pt 2 - Who would have guessed that Gareth is a huge fan of DMX and can rap his songs word for word? There’s a new tool that helps you ‘escape’ Zoom meetings and other video conferencing scenarios. Molly Bernstein (Development and Communications Manager) and Sita Cacioppe (Head of…
6 Apr 2021 1AM 58 min

Spiritually Healing Farts

06.04.21 Pt 1 - Whilst everyone’s weekend was pretty chilled and restful, Leigh-Ann on the other hand was dealing with Easter cooking stress. The One Thing for the Week task involves you discriminating in a positive light. Gareth thinks he might have to consult a sangoma... and there’s a pastor…
6 Apr 2021 12AM 56 min

The Money Does not Exist

01.04.21 Pt 2 - The team is joined by Senior fellow at African Liberty, Phumlani Majozi. A commentator on politics, economics and global affairs, Phumlani shares his thoughts on whether or not socialism is the answer to SA’s problems, and gives his take on the country’s worrying economic state.
1 Apr 2021 1AM 52 min

This is not the First Time

01.04.21 Pt 1 - Who still uses pens in 2021? Believe it or not, Facebook has banned Donald Trump. And the fiercely gorgeous and well informed Sean Sanders gives us an update about the world of crypto.
1 Apr 2021 12AM 54 min

Driving a Ferrari while Broke

31.03.21 Pt 2 - Seems like there’s one or two people who totally loathe Siya’s cereal box headphones. Gareth admits that he listens to podcasts while taking a shower. Gord can now finally walk into any store to purchase a pair of underwear.
31 Mar 2021 1AM 52 min

Birthday Insult

31.03.21 Pt 1 - Gareth considers starting the show at 8AM. Siya hasn’t watched SABC news and only did so for legendary anchor Noxolo Grootboom’s final broadcast. And Jane’s Insult of the Week is directed to a certain birthday girl.
31 Mar 2021 12AM 53 min

Are you an Ageist?

30.03.21 Pt 2 - Is being called “tannie” by someone you are not related to a bit ageist? Imagine finding out your partner is cheating on you through their smartwatch which shows them burning 500 calories at 2AM! Nothing will put you in your place like seeing an unflattering picture…
30 Mar 2021 1AM 54 min

Hate Being an Inconvenience

30.03.21 Pt 1 - Back by popular demand is comedian Gilli Apter! Gareth and Siya admit that they dislike being an inconvenience to people. And Gareth has an interesting random act of kindness challenge in One Thing For The Week.
30 Mar 2021 12AM 59 min

Over These Masks

29.03.21 Pt 2 - Are you anything like Siya’s mom who has a mask for every occasion? Gareth and Leigh-Ann are slightly proud of themselves as they managed to lose a couple of kgs in a week. Onke Vulidobo Sitwayi, founder of No One Left Behind - a non-profit organisation…
29 Mar 2021 1AM 53 min

SA’s Most Dangerous Cities

29.03.21 Pt 1 - Between getting drunk at the airport and getting hit on by a married man, Siya sure did have quite the interesting weekend. Leigh-Ann shares the six South African cities that make the top 20 list of the most dangerous in the world... and when last did…
29 Mar 2021 12AM 58 min

Don’t be Suspicious

26.03.21 Pt 2 - The team just can’t seem to get enough of the phase “Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious”. The internet allows the team to let loose and pull some ugly faces. Shot... Gareth shares some of his knowledge about shotguns and other guns.
26 Mar 2021 1AM 55 min

Who Said That?

26.03.21 Pt 1 - Siya is not one for regrets, but one of his biggest was not buying the Oprah chair. As a non-believer, Gareth shares a bible verse that hopefully cheers you up. In a battle between a shark and a crocodile, which do you think would win?
26 Mar 2021 12AM 53 min

Why is Education Important?

25.03.21 Pt 2 - Dr Nthabiseng Moleko, a senior lecturer in managerial economics at the University of Stellenbosch Business School, joins the team to talk about education, student debt, unemployment, economic growth and a whole lot more.
25 Mar 2021 1AM 56 min

Are Zulus that Important?

25.03.21 Pt 1 - The team dives into a conversation about the succession of the late King Zwelithini, and Phumi explains some of the cultural practices. Sean Sanders gives us an update about the world of cryptocurrency.
25 Mar 2021 12AM 54 min

Far Too Entitled

24.03.21 Pt 2 - Gareth has a bit of a rant about women's sport. Gord is already on his third joint this morning, which gets the guys talking about the smell and how often he smokes. Is it possible to eat meat and still identify as being vegan?
24 Mar 2021 1AM 57 min

The Petty Socialist

24.03.21 Pt 1 - Basetsana kickstarts the show with some breaking news. Gord shares his favourite way of making money which involves his voice and portraying a character. How do you feel about people giving you unsolicited directions when driving?
24 Mar 2021 12AM 56 min

Pollution is Shrinking Penises

23.03.21 Pt 2 - Our penis expert, Leigh-Ann, shares how a new study has come out about pollution causing shrinkage in the human penis... yoh! Meghan Markle comes up, again. Pierre van der Hoven joins the team to talk about the local cannabis industry, and its related investment opportunities.
23 Mar 2021 1AM 54 min

Is Siya the Next King?

23.03.21 Pt 1 - Siya is still in Durban... could this mean that he might be the next heir to the Zulu kingdom? Leigh-Ann laid her dog to rest and is now officially a cat lady, and Gareth shares the One Thing for the Week, which deals with learning about…
23 Mar 2021 12AM 1 hour

Visually Repulsive

19.03.21 Pt 2 - Glynis emailed in to share her opinion about the show and who she finds visually repulsive. Once again, Jane doesn’t mince her words as she has her target set on Dori for her Insult of the Week. And Leigh-Ann is a wealth of random knowledge.
19 Mar 2021 1AM 54 min
1856 – 1876