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The Gareth Cliff Show

A live podcast show, that’s like a morning radio show, just much better. Live from 6h00-8h00 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Clever, funny, outrageous and sometimes very silly. Come for the guests, stay for the laughter. Also check out our other shows on The Real Network for more entertainment.
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5,930 Episodes
108 – 128

Holy Smokes & Plotical Firewalls

09.05.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff and Ben Karpinski weigh in on the election of the new Pope and why preserving tradition still holds value in a fast-changing world. They also unpack the controversy around Julius Malema being denied entry into the UK, and what it says about South Africa's…
9 May 2025 4AM 58 min

Power Moves & Pretty Boys: Disrupting the Norms

7.05.25 Pt 2 - Gareth and Kyle Worde unpack why Donald Trump might just be the ultimate case study in brand disruption — love him or hate him, the man changed the game. They also dig into the surprising story behind the most famous photo ever taken and what it…
7 May 2025 4AM 50 min

Status, Shelter & Snacks: What Really Counts?

7.05.25 Pt 1 - Gareth is joined by Kyle Worde for a deep dive into the strange ways we measure ourselves against others — from status symbols to social media scorecards — and how that comparison becomes its own kind of currency. They also tackle a tough but eye-opening topic:…
7 May 2025 4AM 1 hr 09 min

Africa, Allies, and Agendas

05.05.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff is joined by Colonel Chris Wyatt for a deep dive into the shifting state of affairs across the African continent. From rising tariffs and erratic policies to questions around whether the SANDF has been betrayed, the conversation pulls no punches. Chris also unpacks the…
5 May 2025 3AM 1 hour

Regulating voices to avoid truths

05.05.25 Pt 1 - Gareth and Leigh-Ann Mol dive into the growing debate around regulating podcasts following a new statement from Parliament — and why such control could harm independent media. They also spotlight a surprising and troubling fact: not all South African schools offer mathematics. Later, Dr Hanan joins…
5 May 2025 3AM 39 min

Down in the mines

02.05.25 Pt 2 - Gareth and Ben dig deep — literally — as they break down the types of people who truly belong “down in the mines” (if you know, you know). They also swipe through the chaos of modern dating: can you actually meet your forever person on an…
2 May 2025 4AM 1 hr 04 min

Ape Expectations: 100 Men Walk Into a Fight

02.05.25 Pt 1 - Gareth and Ben Karpinski dive headfirst into the internet’s most unhinged debate — who would win in a fight: 100 men or 1 gorilla? (Spoiler: things get heated.) They also unpack the curse of popularity and why being the most liked person might actually suck. Plus,…
2 May 2025 4AM 55 min

Roasts, Retro TV & Robo-Shopping

30.04.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff and Tumi Morake take a hilarious trip down memory lane as they revisit the most iconic (and sometimes ridiculous) TV shows from their childhood—think Friends and an African Spiderman you’ve definitely never seen before. They unpack what’s coming up in the much-anticipated Roast of…
30 Apr 2025 4AM 44 min

Every Village Has an Idiot

30.04.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff and Tumi Morake aren’t here to whisper—they’re here to call out the idiots. In this episode, the duo dives into the uncomfortable yet necessary conversations we all try to avoid: holding people accountable when they deserve to lose their tongues. Tumi gets thrown off…
30 Apr 2025 4AM 1 hr 01 min

The DM Playbook

25.04.25 Pt 2 - Gareth, Ben, and Simphiwe dive into the do’s and don’ts of sliding into DMs — is there actually a right way to shoot your shot? Ben shares the hilarious story of a relentless old man at his gym who clearly lives by the motto: “You miss…
25 Apr 2025 3AM 1 hour

Of VATs and Vibes

25.04.25 Pt 1 - Gareth, Ben, and Simphiwe unpack the whirlwind around the recent VAT retraction — was it a smart move or just political damage control? Then, in the ever-bizarre world of celebrity drama, could Diddy actually be Ye’s long-lost cousin? We try to make sense of Kanye’s latest…
25 Apr 2025 3AM 53 min

The Goliath Guide to Gratitude & Change Your Mind or Lose It

23.04.25 - Gareth is joined by the dynamic duo Jason and Nicholas Goliath. The guys break down The Goliath Happiness Index— a fresh, funny, and thought-provoking take on how South Africans can find gratitude amidst the chaos. From laughter to life lessons, the conversation takes a cosmic turn as the…
23 Apr 2025 3AM 2 hr 04 min

Zembrin: Ancient Wisdom, Modern Focus

16.04.2025 Pt 2 Gareth Cliff is joined by Dr. Ralph Tettey-Amlalo, Managing Director of HG&H Pharmaceuticals, for a fascinating deep dive into Zembrin — a cognitive enhancer rooted in traditional San medicine. They explore how this natural focus hack is making waves in the wellness space, its benefits for anxiety,…
16 Apr 2025 3AM 41 min

Consent Before Coffins

16.04.2025 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff is joined by comedian Costa Carastavrakis. From the shady world of crisis management experts to the puppet strings pulling celebrity culture, nothing is off-limits. They also tackle a provocative question: Should we have to give consent before we die? Plus, Gareth takes us on…
16 Apr 2025 3AM 1 hr 21 min

Taxed, Traded & BRICS’d

14.04.25 Pt 2 - Gareth and Leigh-Ann sit down with economist Chris Hart for a deep dive into the financial headlines shaping your world. What does the recent VAT increase really mean for everyday South Africans? Could the ongoing trade tension between the US and China spill over into our…
14 Apr 2025 3AM 1 hr 04 min

Cartels and Consciousness

14.04.25 Pt 1 - Gareth and Leigh-Ann unpack the jaw-dropping phenomenon of Mexican cartels building mansions as graves—yes, you read that right—for some of the world’s most dangerous criminals. Leigh-Ann dives into the latest trending stories fresh from South Africa’s courts. And in a thought-provoking segment, Dr Hanan weighs in…
14 Apr 2025 3AM 57 min

Vegan Droewors and Other Crimes

11.04.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff and Simphiwe Mthethwa kick off the second hour debating where the best biltong comes from—courtesy of a possible racist. Sims reveals the latest food trend triggering South Africans: vegan droewors. Plus, some truly horrific karaoke you won't unhear.
11 Apr 2025 4AM 43 min

Sun City Scandals & The Art of Disagreement

11.04.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff and Ben Karpinski reflect on their wildest Sun City memories—some loved, some... not so much. ChatGPT breaks down The Art of the Deal, with Gareth offering his own hot take. Plus, are the strongest friendships built on disagreements?
11 Apr 2025 4AM 59 min

Mzansi Mic Drops & Million Rand Deals

09.04.25 Pt 2 - Gareth Cliff is joined by the unfiltered and unapologetically funny Tol Ass Mo as they take a nostalgic walk through the birth of comedy in South Africa—remembering iconic venues and wild early gigs. They also get real about the sober life, especially the challenge of being…
9 Apr 2025 3AM 52 min

Zombies, Jokes & Jackpots

09.04.25 Pt 1 - Gareth Cliff is joined by comedy legend Tol Ass Mo for a wild and hilarious ride through the end of the world! The duo dives into survival tactics for the Zombie Apocalypse—drawing inspiration from some of the most iconic video games out there. They also tackle…
9 Apr 2025 3AM 59 min
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