The most NFL team that never existed

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*** THIS EPISODE WAS RELEASED AN HOUR BEFORE THE ERIK TEN HAG NEWS BROKE. ERIK RUINED OUR PODCAST, BUT ALSO. GOOD RIDDANCE****

Senzo is all full of Fanta and bouncing around the studio like a hyperactive
2-year old, which is exactly the make-up of 90% of the Barcelona team who thrashed the European champions and FC Hollywood in the same week.

Arsenal vs. Liverpool also surprised us and Paulo thinks Arteta is building a very flashy Stoke City.

Will Ten Hag still be United coach by the time you listen to this, and maybe he can ‘’Hag’’ his fellow Dutchman Max who is a very unhappy F1 Champ.

No slow start in the NBA as teams are getting better every season. Is it sports science? Is it analytics? Is it something juicier?

A coffee break conversation between Paulo and Senzo has turned into us creating the definitive list of fictional sports teams, including “Steamin’ Willie Beamen,” the only team who had Jordan and Lebron on the roster, AFC Richmond and the foul-mouthed Roy Kent, Supa Strikers and El Matador, Shakes Mokena, a white man who can jump, side-boob, A Bo you outta know and Netflix’s Club de Cuervos.

Lastly, a review of Chasing The Sun 1.5 AKA Two Sides - about the British and Irish Lions tour in 2022, got Paulo wondering why everyone was so upset about Rassie’s video but it highlighted why the SARU equity deal might not be that bad after all.

After all, we can’t waste money more than New Zealand have, can we?
28 Oct English Explicit South Africa Sports

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