You asked for 'Breakdancing', and she Broke Dancing - Cobus

We didn’t ask for it, but we got it anyway. For the entire 2024 Paris Olympics, we have been receiving reports from Cobus - a very unofficial correspondent.
It has actually been really nice to get to know him, because we never know when he’ll emerge from whichever cave or caravan he lives in.

We only know that he has a wife, lives in a caravan, and he might have more than 5 fingers on each hand - But the alleged pictures we have received from him have been very misleading.

Here's the very last update from Cobus at the 2024 Paris Olympics