Don't fart in the job interview.

Maybe you can cheat on your taxes, but NEVER cheat on your barber. It's not a problem Paulo has, but Senzo tells us how deep it goes. Coming up this week: - **Liverpool’s Salah Saga**: Why are Liverpool hesitating on Salah's contract, and is Mo using Klopp's hair guy? -…

What international break?!? Paulo and Senzo fire up a pod that hits harder than peak Mike Tyson. Danny Jordaan AKA, "Teflon Jordan" got arrested this week, but what difference will it make because he has the ability to walk away from explosions. What’s R20 000 bail going to do, rather…

Sunglasses, boots, Gianni Infantino. Is there anything in the world that Beckham can't make look better? OK the last one might be a stretch even for him. United are a club haunted by the ghosts of nostalgia. The pale and sickly appearance of Paul Scholes. The incessant and uncanny shrieking…

Throw out the running order Man Utd are looking for a new manager. Erik gave his goodbye Hags and next lady for a shave is a lovely little Portuguese man that made this shows' resident lovely Portuguese man believe again. Paulo makes a last ditch attempt at convincing United to…

*** THIS EPISODE WAS RELEASED AN HOUR BEFORE THE ERIK TEN HAG NEWS BROKE. ERIK RUINED OUR PODCAST, BUT ALSO. GOOD RIDDANCE**** Senzo is all full of Fanta and bouncing around the studio like a hyperactive 2-year old, which is exactly the make-up of 90% of the Barcelona team who…