THE ROB VEGA SHOW
The Rob Vega Show, Mondays - Saturdays 9am-12pm on HOT 102.7FM, Dstv Channel 822 and on hot1027.co.za
Vaguely News
• South Africa buys Madagascar to house unvaccinated people • Springbok squad suspended from the Rugby Championship
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• Global manhunt underway to find Springbok rugby team • Turn indicators to be banned on all private vehicles • Britain bans ALL South Africans
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• Wallaby-wannabe Quade Cooper granted South African citizenship • ANC heavyweight, Carl Niehaus set to charge everyone in South Africa • President Ramaphosa adjusts lockdown to level eleventy thirty for Zuma
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• President Ramaphosa announces plan to buy votes • US President Donald Trump kidnapped by Peppa Pig • Scientists to begin research into vaccines to treat lack of intelligence
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• British PM Boris Johnson applies for political asylum in South Africa • Zimbabwe sold to Malaysian consortium • Scientists caution against euphoria outbreak amongst middle-aged ABBA fans
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• Jacob Zuma welcomes the probe into his arms business • Vaguely News Environmental expert Jonathan Peacemaker reports from the site of an alleged chemical leak in Durban • The worldwide vaccination drive is leading to outbreaks of living people
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• Eskom CEO Andre de Ruyter calls on South Africans to stop using electricity • South Africa to experience more rainy days this summer • South African Human Exposure Medical Group advises all South Africans to socially distance from government officials
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• President Jacob Zuma applies to have his name changed • Looters to help with clean-up efforts • US government denies Pfizer vaccines donation to South Africa has conditions
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A Vaguely News Rugby Special: • The Springboks get a new name • A new Springbok dance unveiled • Rassie to serve as new head water carrier
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• SANDF replace soldiers with robots • South Africans expected to lose access to the Moon • Cheetahs to represent the Rainbow Nation at the Tokyo Olympics
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• The small town of Pinetown in KZN goes missing • Sir Richard Branson’s Space Flight movie revealed to be fake • South Africans could experience permanent load shedding