My Mate Dave (Archive)
He is Darren Maule’s best mate and always gets into the funniest situations
Don't lie!
Why you ask, My Mate Dave shares a classic story why you should NOT lie!
My Mate Dave
Dave at Home affairs
Dave ACTUAL favorites shaggy dog jokes!
Find out what he has to say about Mahatma Gandhi…
Where does poo come from?
Dave’s little girl asked her daddy one of the most awkward questions! Find out how Dave explains this one
Not acceptable!
We’ll have none of that in our neighbourhood says Dave’s daughter. Find out what she is taking about in today’s My Mate Dave
Don't suck your thumb Son!
Dave explains to his son why you should NOT suck your thumb and what the consequences are if you do!
Dave's in the dogbox
Warning to all men: This is why you don’t talk about mom with your kids behind her back!
No shaggy jokes
Darren has the strangest mate Dave, he’s rather legendary. Dave always seems to find himself in peculiar situations and Darren loves telling us about him. Sit back and enjoy!
How to please your woman with a small member
My Mate Dave overheard an awkward conversation between a man and a bookstore assistant! Get ready to LOL
Dave confronted at the rugby
Don't every mess with a blonde! Dave find out why first hand
Blondie from Umhlanga
A blond walks into a Laundromat; what happens next will floor you! Enjoy
Dave meets a blondie from the bluff
Find out why Dave’s adventures on the Bluff are always short-lived.
Dave's Gran: Classic Cunning Comedian
You can't keep Dave's grandma in the dark; she WILL get the answers she wants!
Hospital Visit
Dave makes no bones about breaking bones
Dave messes up big time
My Mate Dave gets slack from his friends! Find out what he did in today's My Mate Dave
What's for dinner?
Dave learned the very important lesson that sometimes you just have to eat what's in front of you and hold your questions!
The funniest joke...Ever!
According to Dave, this is the funniest joke ever told! What do you think? Take a listen
Lies & porky pies after the pub?
Sounds like Dave could have been lyin' about a lion after he was late from the bar.
Treasure for Two?
Say what you want about him but Dave is fair. And he cares. Because he shares.
Anonymity can be Awesome!
Sometimes the question "Do you know who I am?" can also get you out of deep trouble.