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Come get unqualified solutions to your problems. The answers really are not good but they are definitely funny. Brought to you by Simmi and Ross
10 Episodes
Inverters and Straat Honds
Should you stay in a relationship for a lithium battery so you have good wifi? How long can people watch Grey's Anatomy for? Can you have a girlfriend who is not your girlfriend but she thinks she is your girlfriend? Simmi and Ross bring you the worst advice
Radio voices, Throwing Hands and Signs from the Universe
Hear the best radio voices that are not on radio, Gym bullies, Throwing hands at Woolworths, Wetting Mandela's Grandson, Uber drivers with personality and how to read the signs the universe send you.
Husbands who can cook, Danny K and Bunnies
What do you need to do to get a husband who can cook well? Danny K makes 'Breyani' chips and what do you do for animals that are eating your neighbours plants…
The Good Ones, Rich Aunts and making your mother love your girl.
Girls ignoring your DMs, D*ck Pics, Kidnappings and making sure your brown parents respond well to your white partner, Table Tennis and making your mother love your girlfriend.
Pelvic injuries, Crushes, Stalking and Crocs
The answer to prevent pelvic injuries, how to impress your crush, what is the difference between stalking and being romantic, know which gym to find love at and also..Crocs, you are not cool. These are the topics for today's episode
Uber drivers, Springbok Nude Girls and Ponzi scheme
Simmi and Ross give the best bad advice. Do your Uber drivers play the music too loud? Have you ever been catfished by the Springbok Nude Girls, Can't afford a boujee holiday? Set up a ponzi scheme!
Kissing at a Campsite, Roses, Lawyers letters and Office Romances
Simmi and Ross give you the worst advice possible. Do you want to kiss at a campsite? Would you ever buy 100 roses? Do you ever need a cease and desist letter delivered for a person who is spreading rumours? These are the type of conversations we are having!
Samoosa Runs, Taylor Swift and the Dating Pool
Some bad advice and some horrible singing. Listen to some bad advice about getting married on a samoosa run (Also find out what that is), sing along to Taylor with your girl, kidney stones, adoption and the dating pool.
Bridesmaids, Workplace romances and Flooding bathrooms
Simmi and Ross give you the worst answers to your biggest dilemmas. In this episode they speak about forever being the bridesmaid but never the bride, Muslim weddings, Kissing work people, flooding bathrooms and Air BnB’s, saving money by buy Indomie noodles.
Hiking, Bumble, Heritage Day
Simmi and Ross give some really bad advice about hiking, bumble and heritage day. Thanks for sending us your problems and do not forget to never take these answers seriously because neither of the hosts take the questions seriously either.