THE STAGES - DEEP FRIED MAN

This old stage
It's stage one
Eskom's here to ruin your fun
With a voetsek Eskom
You can catch a klap
This country is all messed up
This old stage
It's stage 2
Cancel what you have to do
With a voetsek Eskom
We've all had enough
The whole country hates your guts
This old stage
It's stage 3
You can't even make some tea
With a voetsek Eskom
A klap is what you'll get
For telling us that the coal is wet

This old stage
It's stage 4
We thought that there were no more
With a voetsek Eskom
I am filled with rage
That this isn't even the last
This old stage
It's stage 5
You'll barely make it out alive
With a voetsek Eskom
I will see you later
Im off to buy a generator
This old stage
It's stage 6
They come to your house just for kicks
To blow out your candles
And if that's not so great
Just wait til Stages 7 and 8