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Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Damon and Bernice Kalvari, a powerhouse couple, get together every Thursday on Cliffcentral at 10am. Damon and Bernice are also joined on their panel by two other characters, who compliment the harmony of this Kalvari inner-sanctum. This is an irreverent, unfiltered, maybe even uncomfortable gathering, that will draw you in, and keep you well informed.

Bernice isn’t scared to criticize Damon in an open forum, in front of friends. And Damon just absorbs it, like an obedient sponge. Boundaries aren’t really breached, because they simply don’t exist. Lorraine and Nila are the two other characters that compliment the discussion; from general life experiences, to unspeakable matters, that are normally kept within the privacy of the home, behind closed doors.
English South Africa Kids & Family
35 Episodes
12 – 32

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 04.12.14

A recap of who was wearing what at the Cliffmas Carols night, Bernice and Damon are still having in-law issues and does Lorraine have 'daddy issues'? We find out…
4 Dec 2014 51 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 27.11.14

We get a recap of last week's drama when Damon's mother Naomi was in studio. Bernice is getting a lot of flak about how she treated her and producer Palesa also voices her feelings about the situation. On a lighter note, their tenant Sello is in studio, we get to…
27 Nov 2014 56 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris 20.11.14

Family feuds, sibling rivalry, difficult in-laws and lots of drama are the order of the day in this installment of Keeping Up With The Kalvaris. Damon's mother Naomi pops by so that her and Bernice can iron out some issues. Awkward much?
20 Nov 2014 55 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Bernice tells us about the accident she had coming back from a date some years ago. Was the date that hot and steamy? Damon is jealous because he was never told about this mysterious guy. Lorraine is complaining about being stuck between the crazy two and is worried they're skipping…
13 Nov 2014 56 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Damon confesses that he spits out of the window while driving, Lorraine and Bernice are horrified, but then again what did they expect? There is also a lot of talk about snot. And as if that wasn't enough dirty laundry to air, Damon and Bernice try work out what they…
6 Nov 2014 57 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Bernice grills Damon about an incident where he got out of her car and walked off into the middle of traffic in order to avoid arguing. Bernice says the medication has made Damon more brazen. Lorraine thinks it's hilarious and decides to stir the pot even more.
30 Oct 2014 56 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

The Kalvaris have abandoned Lorraine today, so she is making up for her loneliness by bringing herself not one, but two sexy guys! Greg and Alan from the South African alternative rock band Zebra & Giraffe join Lorraine - we find out about their upcoming album and what they've been…
23 Oct 2014 52 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Damon's psychiatric medication is really working. Lorraine is coping very well with losing her staff on a regular basis. And it seems that Bernice is still adamant that she doesn't want another child.
16 Oct 2014 57 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Bernice got stuck in traffic, but managed to stay with us on the phone, while she drove. Lorraine wasn't in, so Mamoeti joined us. Mamoeti just resigned from her job with Lorraine, but they're still friends, which is good.
9 Oct 2014 56 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Bernice exposes Damon's inability to Braai but Damon gets the last laugh when the truth about who is the favourite parent in the Kalvari Household comes out.
2 Oct 2014 55 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Tupperware, Heritage Day plans, a fear of rats and more are what Lorraine and her guests are sharing as Damon and Bernice are away.
25 Sep 2014 55 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Bernice is away in Cape Town with Alexa, who is sadly suffering from the flu, Damon and Lorraine give her a call and they chat about the usual KUWTK stuff.
18 Sep 2014 55 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

The KUWT posse, sans Bernice - who's still globetrotting - keep us entertained. Damon tells us about dropping his phone in the bath and Lorraine tells us about her medical procedure that ruined her whole weekend
11 Sep 2014 58 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Damon and Lorraine are in studio alone as Bernice is globetrotting. They give her a call to find out what she's up to and discuss their plans for the summer season.
4 Sep 2014 53 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Bernice and Damon tell us about Bernice's lover before Damon and how the two met. Lorraine gives them advice on how to spend quality time together.
28 Aug 2014 56 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Bernice is away so there's less drama today. Lorraine tries to convince Damon to find Mamoeti a suitable partner and they discuss marriage and why SA has such a high divorce rate.
21 Aug 2014 56 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Lorraine's water (bottle) broke... in her handbag - trauma! Bernice is thrilled about her change to a smaller handbag, even though sacrifices had to be made, but she still doesn’t respect Damon’s job… the tension continues.
7 Aug 2014 57 min

Keeping Up With The Kalvaris

Damon and Bernice chat to Stella from Wood Rock Animal Rescue - they discuss what they will be doing on Mandela Day.
17 Jul 2014 58 min
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