The Mauling News

An irreverent look at the news (not) making headlines!
Occasionally English South Africa Comedy
152 Episodes
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How to please a woman

Every man needs to know this. The secret to how to please a woman in today's Mauling News
17 Mar 2015 1 min

Why police men are scared of woman

It has emerged that the reason police men don't arrest as many women as men is because police men are too scared to tell a woman - you have the right to remain silent. Mauling News reports
16 Mar 2015 1 min

Eskom: New development

It has been calculated that Eskom has cost South Africa 0.3 percent of GDP growth. GDP of course means Great Drop in Productivity. Mauling News reports
10 Mar 2015 1 min

Three sides to every story

In the modern age there are always three sides to every story. Find out what they are in today's Mauling News
9 Mar 2015 1 min

Working together to stop Global Warning

Barack Obama has asked both parties to work together to stop global warming and the melting of the ice caps. Obama said. Take a listen in today's Mauling News
5 Mar 2015 1 min

Stop wearing pink shirts

NRL referees are to stop wearing pink shirts because their authority is being 'undermined' by wearing pink. We thought their authority was being undermined by brain (fart) decisions.
5 Mar 2015 1 min

Harder to complain about signal

The new Samsung s6 edge is going to make it harder to complain when your signal gets weaker: as in- what do you mean you're on edge…
4 Mar 2015 1 min

Alcohol causes you to do bad things

Research shows that alcohol greatly impairs your reality and decision making process. So, whatever you do, don't... Mauling News reports
2 Mar 2015 1 min

Do you have a clicks

We would just like to ask the ladies at clicks who ask 'Do you have a clicks card' and I say No. Please don’t look at me like I just said, No, I didn’t pass Matric.
26 Feb 2015 1 min

Pump up your Hump day

It's Wednesday and it could be an amazing hump day, provided you interpret it as a verb and not a noun.‬
25 Feb 2015 1 min

No chicks allowed

Birdman Best film director Alejandro González Iñárritu has confirmed that Birdman will not have an all female cast sequel because an all girl Birdman would have to be called... Mauling News reports.
24 Feb 2015 1 min

Vanilla Ice has been arrested

Vanilla Ice has been arrested for breaking and entering. We suspect it's a publicity stunt for his next one hit wonder: ice ice breaker. Mauling News reports
20 Feb 2015 1 min

50 Shades of Grey's success

After 50 shades of grey's success, sexy lingerie and sexy sports cars are announcing that grey is the new black, or as JT calls it. we're bringing sexy black.
19 Feb 2015 1 min

Only in South Africa

Only in SA would there be a screening of the movie 50 Shades of Grey at a theatre in CT with the name... Mauling News reports
18 Feb 2015 1 min

Big annoucement

Comedy Central would like to announce that it moves from channel 122 to channel 408 today at 2pm. For the live debate on the SONA!
17 Feb 2015 1 min

SONA signal loss a 'glitch'

A minister in the presidency now claims that the signal loss at last weeks SONA was a glitch. Yes signal loss was a glitch, the speech was a stitch, and Eskom is a.... Find out in today's Mauling News
16 Feb 2015 1 min
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